Omg now I'll have to watch the doors.
If you ever watch old episodes of Dark Shadows, the doors to the Drawing Room stick! The second episode finds Joan Bennet struggling to open the door to let Burke Devlin in!
Thursday...
This Week, on "The Most Horrible Person On Earth"
EwDrew(NotQ) Cain.
Close Second:
Councilman Spanky.
What is that little Smarm's name, anyway?
How are the Writers making this character (EwDrew) more reprehensible every day?
Ah, yes, Current Events!!
I'm no fan of Porthole, but Girl, TELL YOUR HUSBAND WHAT DREW IS DOING!!!
Curtis already knows about Heather's Labs.
He needs to know that EwDrew is Blackmailing Porthole.
Tell Him The TRUTH.
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I like that NotJagger II the Sequel (Vaughn?) said to Joss,
"You're shaping up yo be a Halfway Decent Agent", because she figured out where to get coffee by reading his To-Go Cups.
Oh yeah, she's a Regular Freaking 007.
Now, then, Jenz Sidwell.
How come HE'S in the Opening Credits and NuLu still isn't??
But I Digress.
If I had my choice of having Dinner with EwDrew or Sidwell, I'd choose Jenz because at least he doesn't make me want to Vomit.
But I still don't trust him.
So I guess Natalia's Son is his, but Blasé?
Probably not.
Marco!!!
I shoulda known!!!
I suspected he was a ReCastadine, but THIS is even better.
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Friday...
So is NutKrissy going to Spill to anyone else but "God In The GH Chapel" that she cut what she thought were Ava's Brakes?
What we need here is Detective Sipowicz from NYPD Blue to "Coax" the Info out of her. Yep.
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Continuity Police!!
Joss to NotBrennan re: NotJagger II (Vaughn):
"He Zipped Up his Hoodie as if it was a Signal..."
Ok, you see him ::zip:: his hoodie and walk over to the Counter, but when he turns and Accidentally On Purpose ::Bumps:: into the Broad, his Hoodie is Wide Open.
When did that happen?
That Blue Package, was it from Tiffany's??
Yeah, no.
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Is Gannon the only Doctor left in GH besides Lucas, Porthole, and occasionally, Terry?
Where's TJ???
Why isn't TJ checking up on his Ex-Pseudo-Father-In-Law?
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Carly's Bowl O Moss looks Pregnant.
Lucky's been in PC for a few months now.
Has he showered yet? Hard to tell.
Wow the WSB Training Kamp must be next door to Carly's House!!
Joss made it home in Thirty Seconds Flat!
This Week, on "The Most Horrible Person On Earth"
EwDrew(NotQ) Cain.
Close Second:
Councilman Spanky.
What is that little Smarm's name, anyway?
How are the Writers making this character (EwDrew) more reprehensible every day?
Ah, yes, Current Events!!
I'm no fan of Porthole, but Girl, TELL YOUR HUSBAND WHAT DREW IS DOING!!!
Curtis already knows about Heather's Labs.
He needs to know that EwDrew is Blackmailing Porthole.
Tell Him The TRUTH.
~~~~
I like that NotJagger II the Sequel (Vaughn?) said to Joss,
"You're shaping up yo be a Halfway Decent Agent", because she figured out where to get coffee by reading his To-Go Cups.
Oh yeah, she's a Regular Freaking 007.
Now, then, Jenz Sidwell.
How come HE'S in the Opening Credits and NuLu still isn't??
But I Digress.
If I had my choice of having Dinner with EwDrew or Sidwell, I'd choose Jenz because at least he doesn't make me want to Vomit.
But I still don't trust him.
So I guess Natalia's Son is his, but Blasé?
Probably not.
Marco!!!
I shoulda known!!!
I suspected he was a ReCastadine, but THIS is even better.
~~~
Friday...
So is NutKrissy going to Spill to anyone else but "God In The GH Chapel" that she cut what she thought were Ava's Brakes?
What we need here is Detective Sipowicz from NYPD Blue to "Coax" the Info out of her. Yep.
~~~
Continuity Police!!
Joss to NotBrennan re: NotJagger II (Vaughn):
"He Zipped Up his Hoodie as if it was a Signal..."
Ok, you see him ::zip:: his hoodie and walk over to the Counter, but when he turns and Accidentally On Purpose ::Bumps:: into the Broad, his Hoodie is Wide Open.
When did that happen?
That Blue Package, was it from Tiffany's??
Yeah, no.
~~~
Is Gannon the only Doctor left in GH besides Lucas, Porthole, and occasionally, Terry?
Where's TJ???
Why isn't TJ checking up on his Ex-Pseudo-Father-In-Law?
~~~
Carly's Bowl O Moss looks Pregnant.
Lucky's been in PC for a few months now.
Has he showered yet? Hard to tell.
Wow the WSB Training Kamp must be next door to Carly's House!!
Joss made it home in Thirty Seconds Flat!
Wednesday...
I don't like this Sasha/Sidwell Thing.
Does anyone?
Of course not.
But, since The Writers Hate Us and We can't Have Nice Things...
One thing I could do without is LooseLips Coe and her Wildly Flapping Hands.
And just what purpose does Natalia serve?
Other than being Sidwell's Ex (and Blaze's Mami Dearest).
Who's Baby Daddy is Sidwell?
~~~
Marco!! Polo!!!
::Fascinating::
Didn't one or two of us predict this?
I still say he might be a ReCastadine Spawn, somewhere down the line.
We'll see.
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So, what exactly did Emma *do* in California that was so horrible?
I know, the Writers haven't figured it out yet.
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Fourth Time's A Charm....
Tuesday...
Terry!!!
About Friggin' Time.
Now, what we need is a Good, Juicy Terry and Yuri Story.
Preferably a Happy One!!
It's really getting Tedious with the Current Couples.
Especially the BLQ/Chase Baby Fiasco.
And the Drillow Debacle.
::Yawn::
I know this episode is celebrating the GH Anniversary and all, but are we supposed to believe that time has ::STOPPED:: and everything that happened last night doesn't count?
Anna on the phone with Robin:
"Oh and you give a Big Hug to Noah and Patrick! Oh, and by the way, I had Emma Arrested last night!! You too! Bye!!"
Ok so she left out the part about Emma, but really?
And everyone's so concerned about the Festivities, has anyone checked on Ric or Elizabeth recently??
You now, the two Friends and Family Members that were in a Near-Fatal Accident caused by NutKrazy NotKrissy??
Sorry, but I am not that person who can suspend disbelief for an episode, only to go back to the original plotline the next day.
Aww...the picture of Britt on the wall tugged at my heart.
Why'd they kill her off?
I know, because The Writers Hate Us and We Can't Have Nice Things.
Britt started out awful, but by the time they killed her off, I really liked her.
::Sigh::
Hey! I could use some of that stuff that Maxi was handing out at GH.
At MY Hospital you're lucky if you get a T-Shirt.
Well, here I go again attempting to post my Thoughts and Opinions which will likely get "Held for Moderation" as they were, repeatedly,
last week (and the week before) for No Good Reason.
Why do I bother?
Because I'm Stubborn.
Monday...
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Wow! That's some nasty looking accident!!
Too bad the Person Who Caused It (NotKrissy) will likely NOT go to Jail.
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This whole Crypt Keeper Fiasco is really pissing me off.
Anna arresting her Granddaughter.
Does the Police Commissioner really have NOTHING better to do?
Plus, legally, this is ALL WRONG.
Do TPTB WANT us to stop watching??
I can easily entertain myself by watching reruns of LA Law, at least they get it right (the Law) SOME of the time!!
Plus, the '80's Fashion and '80's Hairdos are Very Entertaining.
But I digress.
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Cody and Molly??
No, Please.
Cody and Lulu?
Yes, definitely.
Would serve them both right.
NuLulu, The Formerly Comatose Shrew, and Cooty, The Village Idiot.
A Match Made in Hell.
And how come NuLulu STILL isn't in the Opening Credits?
I know they switch them around, but she hasn't been on One Single Time since she was resurrected.
Hmmmm...
Where did Lucky appear from?
I'm sure he knows EXACTLY why NutKrissy kept repeating "It was supposed to be AVA!!"
She just ADMITTED to cutting the brakes.
And now Lucky's gonna COVER for her???
Just because she's Sonny's Spawn???
If this chick doesn't get arrested....
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Meanwhile, back at GH, where NO ONE IS WEARING A STETHOSCOPE!
"Call a Code Massive Transfusion" sez Lucas re: Ric's Injuries.
Believe it or not, that's an Actual Real Medical Thing.
Another Actual Real Medical Thing?
STETHOSCOPES ON DOCTORS AND NURSES.
I'm not saying Every Single Doctor and Nurse (they borrow them from each other sometimes ) but this is RIDICULOUS.
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Back at Charlie's, where Krissy just snuck in....
Molly re: Cody, "It was just a little Mistaken Grand Theft Auto, not like he tried to MURDER someone!"
No, but your sister, NutKrazy NotKrissy, just did!!!
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Have I mentioned lately how much I love Diane Miller?
And why didn't Emma tell everyone WHY she's defending the Q Crypt (like she finally told Anna, who should have known anyway) in the FIRST place??
I remember those scenes with Little Emma and Edward Q.
I got Verklempt when Emma was explaining this to Anna.
But she shouldn't have to explain, Anna should know, if she wasn't so damned self-centered.
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Sonny's Jet looks Evil.
Why is there what looks like two formula bottles next to Jason?
I was trying to figure those out last week as well.
These are the things I notice.