Michelle Trachtenberg’s Georgina Sparks was the queen of one-liners; here are her best lines from Gossip Girl 

Michelle Trachtenberg, known for her role as Georgina Sparks on Gossip Girl, passed away at 39 in Manhattan, New York, on February 26, 2025. Fans are sad about the loss and have fondly recalled her iconic character.

Georgina Sparks was a master of the one-liner and had a huge impact on Gossip Girl. She started as an unpredictable villain but grew into a beloved character with her clever schemes. Her sharp tongue and no-holds-barred attitude made her stand out in every scene she appeared.

We have compiled here some of Georgina Sparks' best quotes in Gossip Girl.

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The most iconic Georgina Sparks one-liners delivered by the late Michelle Trachtenberg on Gossip Girl

"You can tell Jesus the b**** is back" (Season 2, Episode 23: The Wrath of Con)

One of Georgina's most memorable moments is when she dropped her 'good girl' act and went back to her usual chaotic self. The scene shows Georgina's true colors. She went to a Christian camp to be good, but it didn't stick. So, she called Blair to announce that she was back to her old ways.

Blair had her doubts and said:

"I don’t think Jesus would approve of that."

Georgina Sparks had the perfect response:

"You can tell Jesus the b**** is back."

The line became so popular that it is still a big part of her character, and a hit on TikTok.

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"The blonde vacant one" (Season 3, Episode 3: The Lost Boy)

Georgina was famous for her harsh judgments of her rich friends on the Upper East Side. She didn't hold back from anyone, especially not Nate Archibald. He was often the target of her sharp tongue.

With a simple phrase like 'the blonde vacant one,' she summed up his image as a good-looking but not-so-bright guy who was popular with the group. This casual put-down is one of the most amusing moments in Gossip Girl, because she said it without thinking twice.

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"I haven’t been this bored since I believed in Jesus" (Season 5, Episode 17: The Princess Dowry)

Georgina had a phase when she was into religion, though it didn't last long. It actually became a running joke because she was so uninterested in normal stuff.

In the episode titled The Princess Dowry, Georgina Sparks complained about being bored out of her mind. She said she hadn't felt this way since her religious days, which only showed how much she didn't miss that phase.

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"Depends who’s asking, you KGB?" (Season 4, Episode 22: The Wrong Goodbye)

Georgina Sparks is known for her sarcastic style. At a fancy gathering, when she was asked her name, her reply was snappy and sarcastic.

This is typical Georgina. She doesn't follow the norm and has a knack for making simple things entertaining. Her approach to everyday conversations makes her a character that sticks in your mind.

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"Nothing like a scorned lover to scorch the Earth" (Season 5, Episode 24: The Return of the Ring)

Georgina Sparks enjoyed chaos and found it invigorating. Her collaboration with Dan Humphrey in his quest for revenge was a perfect fit.

When she told him to reveal the secrets of the Upper East Side in his book, she showed that anger and spite were powerful motivators for causing trouble. Her words showed her belief that bitterness was a great way to bring things down.

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"I don't need anybody in my life who doesn't want to be there" (Season 1, Episode 15: Desperately Seeking Serena)

Here's a bonus! Although Georgina Sparks is known for being a villain, she sometimes gave surprisingly wise advice. One of her most memorable moments came in the early season, showing a more independent side of her character.

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Georgina Sparks was more than a character, she was a phenomenon. Her sharp humor and fearless lifestyle made her scenes unmissable. She could be planning, controlling, or dropping a one-liner, and she always had the audience guessing.

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