Zias and B Lou crack the code to immortality—just eat lobsters, because "you are what you eat!"

Zias and B Lou have cracked the code (lobster immortality). Not for a new rap track or a viral prank, but for immortality. Yes, immortality. And the answer was sitting in a seafood tank this whole time.

According to the duo, the secret to living forever lies in chomping down on lobsters. Why? Because lobsters don’t age the way we do. No wrinkles. No bad knees. Just infinite crustacean swagger. And as Zias puts it, “You are what you eat.” So naturally, eat lobster, live forever. Simple marine math.

The Lobster Theory That Shook the Internet

This seafood-fueled discovery came during one of their streams, and let’s just say the internet hasn't been the same since. The clip went viral faster than you can say “boiled with butter.” Zias and B Lou casually dropped their lobster-longevity thesis while giggling mid-convo. No PowerPoint, no citations, just vibes and marine biology degrees from the University of “Trust Me, Bro.”

What made it extra hilarious is how dead serious they seemed. Not a hint of irony. Just pure crustacean conviction. And somehow, that made it all the more believable and definitely way more meme-worthy.

Twitter, naturally, went off like someone just found out lobsters were doing skincare routines in the ocean.

A user couldn’t help but question their sobriety:

“These mfs need to stop smoking, bruh. 😭😭😭😭”

Fair. But to be honest, if immortality is just a lobster roll away, light one up and pass the butter.

Another fan chimed in with genuine curiosity:

“thats crazy lol whats the plan now 🤣”

Which is a fair question. Are we starting a crustacean cult? Do we boil them or befriend them? Where’s the roadmap, fellas?

Kevin (@KevinSunJr) couldn’t get enough of their antics:

“These mfs always crack me up 😂😂😂”

It’s the consistent chaos that keeps people tuned in. One minute it’s video games, and the next thing you know, they’re rewriting evolutionary biology.

Then came Thxy, who basically christened lobsters as the new anti-aging serum:

“Lobsters are the new fountain of youth.”

Move over, retinol, we’re doing butter-drenched shellfish now.

Sparky was onto them, though:

“They swear they know what they doing too😭”

And they do. That’s the magic. Confidence is 90% of marine biology. The other 10% is just pointing at lobsters and saying “science.”

SUAREZ (@suayrez) took a more philosophical turn and dropped the real question:

“Do you think the key to immortality is eating lobsters?”

And honestly? At this point, we’re willing to try.

Then, in a moment of clarity (or confusion), @_Briillo shared:

“I swear I be learning something new every time they stream 😭”

It’s true. Whether it’s pseudo-science, made-up facts, or accidental wisdom, every Zias & B Lou stream feels like a TED Talk hosted by your favorite cousins.

And SUAREZ, again, just couldn’t resist a mic-drop moment:

“You are what you eat.” I'm crying. 😭

Same. So if I eat tacos, do I become spicy and emotionally complex?

Zias and B Lou may not have actual degrees in marine biology, but who cares? They’ve given us something better: laughter, curiosity, and the chance to believe, even for a second, that immortality is sitting at your nearest seafood boil.

And honestly, with the way the world is going, chewing on a lobster tail and pretending you’ll live forever doesn’t sound too bad. So here’s to the boys, the lobsters, and the ever-hilarious randomness of the internet.