“Why are vampires always wealthy in movies?” X users have some hilarious theories

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Ever worried about making money? We have to! We've all questioned which career to follow, be it a doctor, lawyer, banker, or engineer, with money being a major driver behind our choices. But there's one career we rarely consider, one where we could get rich, and all we’d have to do is drink blood!

The internet has gotten involved in an interesting and hilarious discussion after a user pointed out how vampires are always portrayed as extremely wealthy in movies, and questioned how they they ended up with all that money. Users joined in, sharing their own theories and adding to the fun.


Hilarious User Theories

Users were seen sharing their own hilarious theories, trying to figure out how vampires got so rich. Let’s take a look at some of them.

100+ year headstart

As one user suggests, vampires are centuries-old creatures, so they must know many ways to get rich. If they weren't wealthy after spending all this time on Earth, it would truly be a shame.


A Vampire's chosen career

An interesting question posed by this user: What do vampires actually do? Are they life-saving doctors by day and blood-sucking monsters by night? Are they social media influencers? Or maybe it's simpler than that - they make a lot of money donating blood, you know since they're always on the search for it.


Old money

If vampires have been around for centuries, they probably have a lot of old money. In fact, they might have money so ancient that they were there when the first coin was created. Now that’s definitely the longest-held savings account!


Just a stereotype

This user seems convinced that it's all just a stereotype. Maybe vampires aren’t actually wealthy, but just act all rich for effect like many Insta celebrities.


Special powers

We should consider that vampires have special powers. It's possible that they can conjure cash out of thin air, hypnotize people into giving them money, or even convert blood into fresh notes.


The right mindset

Maybe we're thinking about it all wrong, and just need to put in 100 years' worth of effort, as this user suggests.


Long-term Investors

Vampires have been around for centuries, so it's entirely possible they've been playing the long-term investing game since it first began.

This just proves that the internet is a truly delightful place, because where else can people from around the world come together to discuss why vampires are always portrayed as wealthy in movies? What a time to be alive!

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Edited by Tanisha Aggarwal