"Vday cancelled in philly" Internet in splits as Eagles Super Bowl parade gets scheduled for February 14th, Valentine’s Day

The Philadelphia Eagles have reclaimed their throne as Super Bowl champion. The Birds' 40-23 win over the Kansas City Chiefs has given Philly the perfect excuse to parade again - because nothing says victory like a citywide celebration and questionable street climbing skills!

Philadelphia will throw the ultimate Valentine’s Day party - except instead of roses and chocolates expect confetti, Eagles chanting, and at least one person proposing with a cheesesteak.

The Birds’ Super Bowl parade kicks off on Friday, February 14 which turns Broad Street into the most passionate love story ever told (between Philly and its football team of course).

A million fans are expected in Atlanta when schools will close and SEPTA will run free rides. The celebration ends at the Art Museum, where players will give speeches - probably between bites of celebratory hoagies on their faces. Dress warm, because love may be in the air but February is cold.

And let’s be real - this could be the only Valentine’s Day where it is perfectly acceptable to abandon your date for a sea of green-clad strangers. Instead of candlelit dinners, expect streetlight climbing adventures and instead of romantic serenades get ready for cymbals of "Fly Eagle, Fly" chanting!

Even Cupid himself could trade in his arrows for an Eagles jersey. If your partner gets mad about spending time at the parade, just remember that true love means never standing between a Philadelphia and his Birds!

As soon as the news came out, one user (@K1ngk0323) took to his X account and commented:

"vday cancelled in philly"

Every word of it had a great meaning: "V-Day canceled in Philly." With the Eagles' parade taking over the city, romance is replaced with rally towels, and the only rings people care about are Super Bowl rings. Fancy dinner reservations? Forget it- tables are being traded for tailgates and chocolate to soft pretzels and beer.

If you were expecting quiet, romantic evenings, you might want to reschedule yourself - because in Philly true love means that you’ve shown up for the victory parade.

As expected the internet wasted no time sharing its absolute best views on the Eagles’ Valentine's Day parade. From relieved boyfriends dodging dinner plans to heartbroken romantics knowing their dates just got replaced by Jason Kelce in a mummer outfit.

The social media landscape is having a field day. When the Philly landmark gets climbed first by an Eagle, the reactions are something short of Super Bowl-worthy. Let’s look at the best replies on the internet!

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Netizens have reacted as Eagles Super Bowl parade gets scheduled for February 14th, Valentine’s Day

Someone (@PhiThaGreat) commented:

"Now that's love"

Another one (@mjcolonn) hilariously asked:

"Is this confirmed for sure? I gotta take work off"

A netizen (@Geez1600) expressed:

"Yall gone have to talk to my wife about this?"

A folk (@Zimm2213) commented:

"7 thousand dinner reservations near Philadelphia just cancelled."

A user (@Brensons00) sarcastically commented:

"Eagles fans who have already planned something with their other half on this day like"

Another netizen (@mikestevens1144)) wrote:

"A lot of boyfriends and husbands just got a free pass for Valentine's Day"

One thing is for sure - this will be a Valentine's Day that Philly never forget. The Eagles' parade brings the city together in the most chaotic and passionate way possible. Couples will be swapping candlelit dinners for cheesesteaks, romantic walks for Broad Street stampedes, and love songs for "Fly, Eagles Fly." And let’s face it - nothing says "soulmate" quite like finding someone willing to climb a traffic light with you!

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