"Tiny but mighty": Netizens react hilariously to Military Canine Units giving equal opportunities to Chihuahuas in push for diversity

The Military Canine Units giving equal opportunities to Chihuahuas could be the best decision the US Government can make after Women's voting rights. They are more than keeping them in your purse while walking around. They are an asset that needs to be used.

If you thought Military Canine Units giving equal opportunities to Chihuahuas is real news and got excited then sorry for pranking you so hard. It was just fake news that most of the people wanted to be real just to see how it would play out.

Here is a presentation on why the Military Canine Units giving equal opportunities to Chihuahuas is a good idea:

1. They are like Hulk. Always angry.
2. They are always trembling which can confuse the enemy. Are they shaking with rage or are they having a stroke? By the time the enemy figures it out, their skin will be off their faces.
3. They are fast. In a race between a Chihuahua and the Flash, a Chihuahua will win because the Flash races to win and a Chihuahua races simply because someone let them out in an open field.
4. They are always cautious. A tree might fall naturally in the middle of nowhere and somewhere 700 miles away a Chihuahua will be barking at it.
5. They are one master dog. What you expect from a 6ft chisel-bodied man will be given to you by a 20 cm beady-eyed dog. Once you tag it for yourself they will never look at another master again.
6. They can reach anywhere. If you are being chased by a Rottweiler you can escape it by squeezing yourself into a tight space. But if you are in a similar situation with a Chihuahua they will have a field day with you. Every space is their oyster and no one can escape them.
7. No one knows their next move. One minute they are quietly sitting in your lap getting petted and the next minute every plate in your house is broken along with your ankles.

Once the news of the Military Canine Units giving equal opportunities to Chihuahuas went online, everyone lost it. Jokes about diversity and equality for dogs filled the comments section. They gave some hilarious reactions that were both concerning and hilarious.

Disclaimer: This article contains the writer's opinion. Readers’ discretion is advised.

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Funny netizen's reactions to Military Canine Units giving equal opportunities to Chihuahuas

Military Canine Units giving equal opportunities to Chihuahuas might be an interesting idea to toy with. Many people thought so. Here are some hilarious reactions to Military Canine Units giving equal opportunities to Chihuahuas:

More like "tiny but bitey" (via @tendeleka)

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The doors of diversity are open for everyone. (via @SealKiwi)

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Justice for Cats. (via @ParrKirk)

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"I believe I can fly"

A meme shared by @mgtf_lover shows a dog dreaming of flying.

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Even the big dogs are scared of them. (via @rjcouture133)

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"What can this dog do?" "It can piss on the bombs to diffuse them." (via @karaokeballs)

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Look who decided to join the conversation. (via @elonmusk)

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Diversity raises important questions. (via @Nick76726)

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"Stop licking that guy Sargent Grenade, he is the enemy."

A meme shared by @PeytonR49273507 shows the wrong dog getting selected for the wrong duty.

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"Put me down sir, I'm on duty."

A meme shared by @dhirajwohra shows the fiercity of a Chihuahua.

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Lieutenant Half Inch reporting for duty.

A meme shared by @MemeWars shows the passion of a Chihuahua on duty.

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Chihuahua are what Rottweilers aspire to be.

A meme shared by @OrieBroyles depicts the aggression levels of a Chihuahua.

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If the Hulk and Pookie had a baby. (via @slimechad)

A meme shared by @slimechad shows the parodied anatomy of a Chihuahua.

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Equal rights left the chat. (via @mimosox2005)

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