This 1963 patented invention to simplify childbirth has X users in stitches

This 1963 Patented Invention to Simplify Childbirth Has X Users in Stitches (Image via Unsplash/Jimmy Conover)
This 1963 Patented Invention to Simplify Childbirth Has X Users in Stitches (Image via Unsplash/Jimmy Conover)

Childbirth is a strugglesome as well as a beautiful experience that transforms the parent's life amidst the screams, pain, laughter, and “Never again” vows shouted to the heavens. Recently, a post was shared on X featuring a description of an odd-looking invention that can automate baby delivery.

An X user could not control his urge to giggle and wrote,

Fans are in stitches looking at the weird child-birthing tech, and their reactions push the hilarity meter to sky-touching levels. However, the fun unfolds when, in our innovation-fueled world, someone thinks childbirth needs an upgrade. Well, this weird tech is not all that new.

Apparently, it was designed in 1963. With this comes an absurd invention that claims to upgrade childbirth and labor—but the twist comes in when both medical professionals and netizens go into laughing fits.

Million years of evolution, and who would have thought a procedure as complicated as delivery could be automated? But looking at the reactions from netizens, it seems the results are not as you might think. Laughter warning! Here, have a look at the video:

The comment section of this is going wild. From funny comparisons to absurd outcomes, a fun-filled glimpse into a hilarious comment section coming right your way:

This 1963 Patented Invention to Simplify Childbirth Has X Users in Stitches

A netizen took a light-hearted dig and wrote,

Another netizen wrote,

So we got birth liquids flying all over the room……and who’s cleaning the room after that……they better get paid good I’m foreal

Another X user wrote,

Basically centrifuge the baby out lol

Another netizen commented,

Love how the baby in womb has a diaper on lol

This X user commented,

As a gambling addict i fear this is the way i was birthed

This is classic self-deprecating humor. The next one will crack you up really bad. Hang tight!


Another X user commented,

Added bonus of throwing up that lunch you had at 2:30pm.

Another netizen funnily wrote,

Who needs anesthesia when you can have a G-Force blackout instead?

This user went quite descriptive with his humorous comment,

Just as Mother Nature intended... definitely not squatting over soft furs surrounded by experienced women who have skill and knowledge in helping a delivery.This is how the early humans have always given birth: using a centrifuge.

Taking a funny dig, an X user wrote,

Lol, the bell at the end of it, as if who ever ran this machine would need an indication of "delivery" because he might have left for a coffee break or something.

Hope you enjoyed the glimpse into the funny comment section of hilarious childbirth technology. Let us know in the comment section!

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