“They will spoil all the death scene”—Fans laugh as new teaser for ‘FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES’ drops

The Final Destination franchise is back, and so is the fear of everyday objects turning into ruthless assassins. The new teaser for Final Destination: Bloodlines just dropped, and while some fans are excited, others are already bracing themselves for hilariously over-the-top deaths.

If there’s one thing these movies have taught us, it’s that death doesn’t need a reason; it just needs an absurdly specific chain reaction involving a loose screw, a misplaced drink, and maybe an aggressively unstable shelf. And based on the teaser, Bloodlines is keeping that tradition alive.

Final Destination: Bloodlines teaser sparks hilarious fan reactions

The moment the teaser hit the internet, fans immediately knew what they were in for creative, ridiculous, and utterly avoidable deaths that somehow feel both terrifying and hilarious. But instead of being horrified, the internet did what it does best: roast the whole thing.

One scene in the teaser shows a broken ice cube tray leading to a catastrophic event, and people just couldn’t take it seriously. I mean, sure, ice can be dangerous, but who knew it had main character energy in a horror movie?

A fan questioned the logic behind it all:

"What dumbass wouldn't replace the ice if it broke right next to it?!"

Honestly, a fair point. If your survival depends on an ice cube tray, maybe it’s time to rethink some life choices.

Another user had absolutely no sympathy for one of the characters:

"Fully deserved for missing the shelf like that."

Brutal, but also... kind of true? If you’re going to tempt fate in a Final Destination movie, at least have good aim.

The sheer paranoia these movies instill is unmatched. Every time a new one comes out, people start side-eyeing ceiling fans, coffee makers, and literally anything with wheels. A user summed it up perfectly:

"Why do I feel like everyday objects are suddenly plotting against me??? 😅"

We get it. One minute, you’re peacefully drinking water, and the next, you’re convinced your own glass is about to stage a full-blown attack.

Of course, some people just appreciate the franchise for what it is a chaotic, exaggerated, and slightly ridiculous display of how not to exist in the world.

A fan put it best:

"These films are just so funny to watch because of how stupid the scenarios play out."

Honestly, that’s half the fun. Sure, they’re horror movies, but they’re also unintentionally some of the best comedies out there.

At this point, watching Final Destination isn’t about being scared; it’s about watching people ignore the most obvious red flags and paying the price in the most extra way possible. If the teaser is anything to go by, Final Destination: Bloodlines is about to deliver another round of completely unnecessary, yet wildly entertaining, deaths.

So, will it make us paranoid about walking through revolving doors, using hairdryers, or, God Forbid, getting a Long Island iced tea? Probably. But will we watch it anyway? Absolutely.