"The dating bar is in hell": Users roast as Sexyy Red brags about her boyfriend robbing someone for her on Valentine's Day

Ah, young love - the butterflies, the late-night calls... the stolen cash and counterfeit Gucci belts? Sexyy Red reminisced about the time when her first boyfriend expressed his affection in the most 'unexpected' way: by looting someone and spoiling her with the loot.

It doesn’t matter if she knew he wasn't the only baller she knew, but hey, it is the thought that counts (and the fool) right?

Forget about roses and candlelit dinners - Sexy Red so perfectly redefined romance. While some people dream of grand gestures, she fondly remembers her man committing 'grand theft' in the name of love!

Some may say it's questionable others might call loyalty but one thing is for sure - Hallmark certainly is not ready for that kind of Valentine's Day card.

Imagine you can explain this love story to your grandparents. "Oh, how did we meet? Well, he robbed someone and used the money to buy me a fake Gucci belt... 'swoon'."

Some people want a knight in shining armor but Sexyy Red got a hustler wearing Hulk boots and honestly she 'respected' the effort! Love languages are different for everyone and apparently, hers includes 'stealing and thoughtful gift-giving.' She said:

"The most romantic thing somebody did for me it was my first boyfriend. I was just in high school — he was a little older than me. It was Valentine’s Day, I’ll never forget. He robbed somebody and gave me the money and gave me the belt he stole. I was like, ‘Oh, so sweet, thank you!’ Because nobody never did nothing like that for me. He stole for me! I know he didn’t have it. So the fact that you still made a way and you did what you had to do, that was nice."

As soon as the news went viral, someone (@RashasBurt6) took to his X account and commented:

"The dating bar is in hell"

At this point, the dating bar isn't just in hell - it is 'running the underworld's VIP section.' We’ve entered an era where "I risk jail for you" is the new standard for romance. If this trend continues proposals will come with 'court dates' instead of actual engagement rings.

Before we dive into the fan reaction let's get a moment to appreciate how the Internet 'never' lets wild stories slide. The timeline is in shambles - some people are shocked, others are taking notes and some just sit there wondering if their standards have been 'way' too high this whole time.

Twitter (X) is delivering comedy gold and we are here for every second of it.

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Netizens reacted as Sexyy Red brags about her boyfriend robbing someone for her on Valentine's Day

Someone (@IcyDreamZzz) commented:

"…She hasn’t found a real man yet has she…?"

Another one (@ItsSemoneDuh) commented:

"That’s enough!!!"

A netizen (@blesskatty) hilariously expressed:

"Sounds like a unique way of showing love, but to each their own."

A folk (@_King_Pov_) commented:

"Sometimes it’s better not to say a word"

A user (@MAJICEXE15) wrote:

"Ok but why is that actually kinda sweet of him"

At this point, a great deal of the internet has made this into the ultimate debate -romance or red flag? People are just wondering where they went wrong for expecting a simple "good morning" text. One thing is certainly certain: this story has set the bar a little too low that it could be practically in limbo.

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