PlayStation UK hops on the ‘morning routine’ wave—fans call it “epic”

PlayStation UK has just joined the "morning routine" bandwagon, but Kratos' take is more survival mode than self-care. As others drink matcha lattes, the God of War is out fighting, brooding, and killing monsters at dawn.

If your mornings have been tough, wait until you see what the Ghost of Sparta wakes up to. In the God of War morning routine video, Kratos's day begins at a soul-crushing 3:52 AM because, clearly, even gods don't get to sleep in.

He instantly begins fighting because, really, what else would he do? But at 4:20 AM, things take an unexpected turn - Kratos begins dancing. That's right; the Ghost of Sparta is out here busting moves between battles like it's part of his training regimen.

By 4:47 AM, it was time for a quick bite to eat, then - you guessed it - more combat.

This pattern of eating, combat, and random dance breaks goes on until 6:01 AM, at which point Kratos, in true Greek tragedy form, chooses to attempt to unalive himself - likely spent from his crazy morning routine. As soon as the video went viral, someone took to his X account and commented:

"This is epic"

The internet has lost its mind over Kratos' insane morning routine, and quite frankly, it's hard to be amazed. While everyone else is still trudging through bedtimes, he's kicking and taking names, busting out dance routines, and questioning the meaning of life - all before the sun even rises.

If mornings are like war, Kratos is most definitely winning or at least making a darn good attempt. The internet has lost it officially over Kratos's crazy morning routine, and the responses are just as crazy as his itinerary.

Some are in awe, some are worried, and some are just here for the dancing. One thing's certain - if this is what waking up like a god does, the rest of us may just stick to snoozing. Now, let's get into the craziness!

Netizens have reacted as PlayStation UK hops on the ‘morning routine’ wave

Some people break down Kratos' routine as if it were an exercise regimen, while others are simply here for the pure madness of it all:

"Banger lmao," a user @inkedtoshiNFT hilariously commented.

"Surprised you fa**s didn’t put that dance in the game," another user @Unfiltered_INC hilariously commented.

"That’s how you live to eternity," a netizen @StefanPramataro sarcastically expressed.

Some are simply here to leave the most unhinged takes possible, and others are completely embracing the madness. Whether they're sarcastically taking notes or genuinely arguing about whether Kratos' dance moves increase his attack power, the comment section is legendary:

"he fell for 7 minutes...?" a folk @butter_mania commented.

"The break dancing part got me good," a user @IIXCommanderXII hilariously commented.

"Boy, Kratos got a better morning routine than me!," another user @DaxterLightning hilariously commented.

Kratos's morning routine is evidence that being a god is complete anarchy. From dawn-pre battles to spontaneous dance breaks, he's crammed more activity into a few hours than most of us experience in a whole week.

At 6 AM, he's already wrestled, dined, and questioned his whole existence - and let's be honest, that's enough productivity for a whole day. Perhaps even the Ghost of Sparta needs a nap.

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