PinkPantheress has officially dropped the tracklist for her upcoming mixtape, and let’s just say the internet had thoughts. Some were excited. Some were confused. And a lot of people… couldn’t help but crack jokes.
The British singer, known for her dreamy lo-fi bangers and blink-and-you’ll-miss-it runtimes, announced the mixtape set to drop on May 9. But what really caught everyone’s attention wasn’t the song titles; it was how short the list looked. Cue the floodgates of internet comedy.
PinkPantheress' new mixtape tracklist sparks hilarious reactions online
The post, shared across social media with a photo of the minimalistic tracklist, was supposed to build anticipation for the upcoming project. Instead, it instantly turned into meme fuel. The aesthetic was very on-brand for PinkPantheress soft colors, Y2K vibes, and a title that doubles as a collective shrug.
But as soon as fans laid eyes on the number of tracks (and guessed the likely runtime), they didn't hold back.
One chimed in with some classic internet apathy:
"We don’t care."
The visual simplicity of the announcement, combined with PinkPantheress’s reputation for blink-length songs, led many to wonder if the whole mixtape would be over by the time they finished brushing their teeth.
Another user summed it up with razor-sharp precision:
"This Payless ad."
Someone somewhere really felt the existential weight of it all:
"The mixtape will be shorter than my will to live."
Now that’s dark pop energy.
Others poked fun at how brief her projects tend to be. You’d think fans would be used to it by now, but the jokes keep writing themselves.
One listener playfully predicted:
"Album 10 min max runtime 😭"
It’s short, it’s sweet, it might barely last the length of a commute between two metro stops and yet, that’s kind of the charm. PinkPantheress has carved a niche out of making songs that feel like diary entries from a stylish ghost.
Then there are those who fully embraced the drama of her music.
"Something about her music just makes me want to text my ex and block him right after 😂"
Honestly, same. Her sound has that perfect “I’m spiraling but in a pretty way” energy.
Of course, there’s always someone who just lives for the chaos. One bold declaration read:
"A mess."
To which we say: sometimes mess makes magic. Or at least a good tweet.
Another listener added a dash of backhanded support:
"Too short, but I'm here for it."
That's the PinkPantheress paradox; she leaves you wanting more, and somehow, that’s the whole point.
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Whether you’re ready to stream Who Cares on a loop or are still recovering from the runtime jokes, one thing is clear: PinkPantheress knows how to get people talking (and laughing). The mixtape drops on May 9, and if history repeats itself, you might be able to finish it during a coffee break.
But hey, sometimes the best things really do come in small, highly memeable packages.
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