“Now give me good news about Pizza”: Netizens react to X users' remark on Coke Zero being a good energy source

A tweet has been taking a round on X stating Coke Zero is more than just a soda.

When you can hydrate, invigorate, and savor the taste of unadulterated resolve all in one can, who needs those pricey sports drinks? Coke Zero might be the performance boost you didn't know you needed, whether you're battling through a workout, a workplace, or just life in general.

Coke Zero is the all-rounder. It is the epitome of pure soda. Electrolytes? yes, confirmed. Caffeine? Absolutely. Zero calories? We're just flaunting ourselves now. It might as well be a pre-workout beverage for someone whose most strenuous exercise consists of lugging all the groceries in one trip.

Athletes have Gatorade, office warriors have coffee but the true connoisseur of efficiency knows that Coke Zero is the real MVP.

As soon as the post went viral, netizens flooded the social media with hilarious reactions. Someone (@ThermosMargara) on X (formerly Twitter) commented:

"Now give me the good news about the pizza I am about to eat"

Ah, great decision. That pizza you are going to eat? Completely healthy food. Imagine it: tomato sauce full of antioxidants, cheese for your daily calcium fix, and a crust that is essentially a warm, tasty hug of carbohydrates. Not to mention the toppings: vegetables for vitamins, pepperoni for protein, and pineapple for more fruit.

The people have spoken and as always the Internet never disappoints. From caffeine-fueled debates to pizza justifications worthy of a TED Talk, fans all over the world are bringing their A-game.

Some can claim Coke Zero as the official drink of productivity, while others just want to feel better about their dinner choices. Some of the comments go away faster than someone regretting a third slice of pizza, but then it's not a judgemental decision.

Just like that the comment section has become a beautiful, chaotic mess of opinions and questionable science filled with the occasional all-caps declaration of love for coffee. Some are convinced that Coke Zero belongs in the same category as sports drinks while others are probably drafting strongly worded emails to actual nutritionists.

It’s a battle of logic against cravings and we're just here for the entertainment. Let’s keep the madness going! Let’s see what the masses have to say regarding this news!

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Here's how netizens have reacted as Coke Zero being the good energy source

Someone (@cont3mplador) on X commented:

"What about the toxic aspartame?"

Another (@B_Holmer) one commented:

"Absolutely not regarding the insulin response."

A netizen (@TheDankAmerican) expressed:

"I got one yesterday to try and regretted my decision immediately. I wouldn't drink this if it was the only beverage available on Earth."

A folk (@DomiRosario_) commented:

"The forbidden Gatorade"

Another netizen (@BexarApprarel) commented:

"It also dissolves battery acid and can be used as a cleaning agent substitute. But drink more of it!"

Someone (@7h3_hunt) expressed:

"i've seen bros at the gym drinking regular coke"

A user (@mrpro888) wrote:

"How’s the liver like it with the additives?"

Another user (@Hiram67783843) wrote:

"They use it to wash tires in Mexico. Makes the white wall show up."

A netizen @drebnan commented:

"No wonder I feel like captain America every time I throw one back"

Someone (@CartesianGrid55) commented:

"Perfect for cleaning hard water stains in toilets"

The internet has done again what it does best - taking a simple observation and running with it at full speed, no brakes, there was no hesitation.

What started as a casual nod to Coke Zero’s hidden powers has now spiraled into a full-blown debate about life philosophy and possibly the next big fitness trend. It's a new era and apparently carbonated.

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