Christmas is fast approaching, and that means it's hot chocolate, winter essentials, and family parties galore. Now for some of us, this may seem daunting, as we wouldn't want to be caught stuck in a conversation like a deer in headlights.
Or, if you're just looking for a little holiday cheer to spread among your friends, family, and loved ones, you know just where to look. So, we've drawn up this list of some of the best Christmas puns for you to use, so that if and when you're caught lacking, yule know just what to say (geddit?).
Some of the wittiest Christmas puns sure to leave you stumped
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1) There's Noel time like the present.
2) Wake me up before you cocoa.
3) Yule be fit to be tied when you find out you aren’t getting any presents.
4) All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
5) “Peppermint, or-na-ment?” she asked when contemplating hanging candy canes on tree.
6) Yule never guess who's coming? It's Santa!
7) Snow be it.
8) What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire together? Frostbite.
9) What’s the difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has noel.
10) What happens to Christmas gifts when they die? They become the ghost of Christmas present.
11) What did the gingerbread man say to the sad fruitcake? “What’s eating you?”
12) Be good and get presents. It’s simple Claus and effect.
13) Don’t be snow dramatic! I’m Claus-itive this will be a great Christmas.
14) Don’t eat the decorations. You’ll get tinsillitis.
15) I’m like a Christmas ornament. I get hooked easily and I’m a little fragile, but I’m hanging in there.
16) What do you call the fear of being stuck in a room with Santa? Claus-terphobia.
17) What do elves listen to while they work? Wrap music and A-wreath-a Franklin.
18) How much does Santa pay to park his Sleigh? Nothing. It’s on the house!
19) Why did the Christmas cookie wear a baseball cap? Because it was a little batter.
20) How do fairy tale books for reindeer usually end? “And they lived happily ever antler.”
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We've rounded up this list for you ahead of Christmas Eve, so when you're out sleighing and jingling with your loved ones, you know just what to say to become the life of the party. Merry Christmas to one and all, and a happy new year!
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