New teaser for ‘Final Destination: Bloodlines’ has users saying “Exaggerated deaths atp”

There's just been a brand-new teaser dropped for Final Destination: Bloodlines, and, let's just say, trampolines are cancelled (from our lives). In traditional Final Destination style, the brief teaser has already horrified half the internet by transforming an innocent backyard trampoline bounce into a kill zone, with one hapless jumper mid-leap and a seriously dodgy, rusty rake ominously hiding under it like it's trying out for a horror movie.

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If you've ever had childhood memories of trampoline fun, this movie is here to ruin them, in a very well-known Final Destination-style. A single teaser and some leaked images later, and the internet is already going haywire because, let's be real, we all know Final Destination: Bloodlines isn't here to play games.

The rake and trampoline combo is already looking like the most deranged crossover since oil and water. Because nothing screams "you're next" quite like a bouncy smile followed by a rusty gardening instrument patiently in wait beneath like it's clocked in for duty.

It's the sort of arrangement that has you questioning every childhood memory and perhaps every future backyard party. The rake is, at this point, worthy of its own horror movie deal. As soon as the new teaser of Final Destination: Bloodlines came out, someone took to his X account and commented:

"Exaggerated deaths atp"

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Someone on X said it best: "these deaths are getting soap opera levels of drama." Like, who would have thought a rake and a trampoline would become a full-fledged Shakespearean tragedy? Now, the movie isn't so much about fate, it's about coming up with the most ridiculously over-the-top method to kill someone. If Death had a director's chair, it'd be screaming, "Bigger! Bloodier! More bounce!"

The moment the teaser was released, the internet did what it does best: lost its mind collectively. Between the horror geeks, trampoline conspiracy theorists, and rake conspiracy theorists, the comments rolled in quicker than a final destination death montage.

Some people broke it down frame by frame like it was the Zapruder film, and others were just along for the inevitable chaos and creative destruction.

Netizens react to the new teaser of Final Destination: Bloodlines

Some individuals arrived with jokes locked and loaded, ready to go as if it was open mic night in the comments. Others simply piped in for the pandemonium because nothing unites the internet like a trampoline of doom

"Why would a sharp object be under a trampoline?," a user @JKLM0521 hilariously commented.

"After watching this series will be scared of going to the kitchen, bathroom, living room, bedroom and also outside," another user @SeanDoggo hilariously commented.

"That family really just left dangerous items everywhere. They were asking for it tbh," a netizen @MovieMediaX sarcastically expressed.

Some people aren't even watching the teaser; they just come to leave something witty and continue scrolling. Now, half of the responses are not even about the film and are just about seeing who can leave the best one-liner before bed:

"Im about to see the whole movie with teasers and trailers," a user @nahuacapital hilariously comemnted.

"so we're gonna be afraid of trampolines now?!," another user @xoxocharlottte hilariously commented.

"I don't know if my heart can hold up for the whole movie, but I've lived a good life and I appreciate the irony of dying while watching a Final Destination movie - count me in," a netizen @barrybufano sarcastically commented.

Of course, the peanut gallery had a big entrance, armed with sarcasm, no context, and a very strong Wi-Fi connection. They might not have the plot, but they have jokes, and honestly, that's tradition for every time the franchise trends:

"Death’s got WiFi now — no one’s safe, even in airplane mode. Can’t wait to see what everyday object becomes lethal this time," a user @umarrnabi hilariously commented.

"This one's gonna have us checking every corner again," another user @pjweb3 hilariously commented.

"Final Destination always finds new ways to make me scared of everyday objects," another netizen @Its_Jenna_xoxo sarcastically commented.

"New fear unlocked," a netizen @itzme_bella sarcastically wrote.

The Final Destination: Bloodlines also features a vending machine and a brutal MRI machine death

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Another shot from Final Destination: Bloodlines features Owen Patrick Joyner's Bobby by a vending machine that's clearly seen better times, and snacks! It's got broken glass, seedy energy, and likely a bag of damned peanuts just itching to condemn someone to an early demise.

Because in this world, attempting to grab an after-school snack feels like an outright life-and-death choice. Frankly, this vending machine is more lethal than half the monsters in horror film history.

Final Destination: Bloodlines is ensuring nobody ever feels safe doing anything ever again. Everyday chores? Possible death traps. Hospitals? More akin to horror movie escape rooms now. And MRI machines? Ah, you thought they were just for regular old scans? No way! According to early hype, there's a death scene that includes an MRI machine, so gruesome, it'll have you canceling appointments and searching "Is acupuncture still a thing?"

At this point, Death isn't even subtle, it's just out here speedrunning OSHA violations.

The plot of Final Destination: Bloodlines

Death's not only hunting people in Final Destination: Bloodlines, it's targeting the whole family line. The series takes a walk down memory lane but with a twist: this curse spans generations. The teaser shows a tattoo artist honoring his late father in a gesture that gets him sucked into a morbid domino chain with the added accompaniment of a fan on the ceiling, a chain that moves, and fire.

Just another day in Death's workbook, which is much too melodramatic. With a motto of "Death runs in the family," we learn earlier survivors didn't quite emerge alive, only bought time for their kids and grandkids to be terrorize.

This time around, Stefani learns her family is a target when her grandmother, Iris, a strange Death-evader, hands her a tome of past deadly encounters. Now, Stefani has to break the cycle before their entire line is eradicated.

And naturally, Tony Todd is back. So, good luck, everybody.

The cast of Final Destination: Bloodlines

Final Destination: Bloodlines brings together a fresh group of 'soon-to-be-dead characters,' but this time, they're all connected by blood. Instead of random strangers dying off one by one, Death decided to go after an entire family tree.

At the head of the line of not-so-luckiest relatives is Kaitlyn Santa Juana as Stefani Lewis, with Teo Briones as her brother Charlie. They're joined by a full complement of siblings, cousins, and a very suspicious grandma played by Gabrielle Rose, who definitely knows something she's not telling.

And yes, horror icon Tony Todd once again portrays the always-foreboding William Bludworth. Because what's a Final Destination movie without at least one foreboding monologue from a guy who clearly has Death on speed dial?

Featuring a cast of family members, all of whom are skeptics, keepers-of-secrets, and desperate seekers-of-truth, this cast is primed to unleash the chaos. Consider less "fun family reunion" and more "Death just invited everyone to come."

If Final Destination: Bloodlines has taught us anything so far, it's that your most harmless backyard antics are now Death's grand scheme hit list. One minute you're trampoline-bouncing like a wild man, the next there's a rusty old rake in the background scheming like it's in a film noir revenge flick.

The teaser doesn't hold back- blunt, raw, unglued energy with a twist of paranoia. By this point, it's safe to assume that anything with springs, wheels, or metal tips is out to get us. Buckle up, Final Destination fans, because Death's getting creative again, and not even your trusty old toys are exempt.

The Final Destination: Bloodlines will be released on May 16, 2025.