Meme fest erupts as Doechii reveals being a "straight man" is the biggest red flag when dating

DOECHII - Alligator Bites Never Heal Tour - Atlanta, GA - Source: Getty
DOECHII - Alligator Bites Never Heal Tour - Atlanta, GA - Source: Getty

Doechii woke and chose to make the day a little worse for all the straight men out there. The rapper was recently featured on an episode of Hot Ones Versus, and when asked about what the biggest red flag is when dating, she gave an answer that has shaken the entire heterosexual male community.

Her answer to what is the biggest red flag when dating was being a straight man. It's like saying being a bird is the biggest red flag to flying. Now, straight men don't have to put any effort into repulsing women; all they have to do is show up.

To be fair, Doechii is not entirely wrong. There are some weirdos out there who have maligned the good name of many sweet men out there who are just trying to make women laugh. Some men think deodorant and showering are the same thing, and some are the top graduates of Andrew Tate's classes.

But saying every straight man is a red flag just puts pressure on those Ted Mosby's out there who are waiting for their shot at true love. Imagine a straight man saying hi to a woman and suddenly being called a red flag for it out of nowhere. That's a lifetime scar right there. Imagine a world after this, where straight men are ridiculed for not having a boyfriend.

Fan reaction to Doechii calling straight men a red flag

The minute the interview circulated on the internet, all straight men and women gathered to have a meeting to discuss how they would handle the situation. The solution they came up with was to flood the internet with hilarious memes that would make everyone laugh out loud. Here are some of them that will make you cry with laughter.

Straight men are crying in the corner. (via @TheGlobal_Index)


She is trying to start a war now. (via @TflonReignBeau9)


I have never stared at my phone screen confused for so long. (via @RansomPLS)


Straight men assemble. (via @SurgeonofDepth)


Now we know why more and more men are identifying as anything else but as men. (via @DatKing504)


Never has anyone been more confused. (via @itsREDIC)


People who thought they had a shot with Doechii. (via @literall_kay)


I've had enough of the internet for today. (via @LeloVaal)


No one is more disappointed than the people who have nothing to do with the situation. (via @vampirenoctis)


According to Doechii, straight men are a walking, talking hazard, so to all the men who love to text 'u up?' in the middle of the night, maybe it's time to be more sensitive and attentive towards your partner. Otherwise, there will come a time when you will be seen in a Straight Men Anonymous support group saying 'Hi, I'm Steve, and I'm a straight man. But I promise to do better.'

Edited by Sugnik Mondal
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