“Kieran didn’t just win an Oscar, he won four kids too”—Fans poke fun as Kieran Culkin reminds his wife of their deal for more kids if he won

97th Academy Awards - Source: Getty
97th Academy Awards - Source: Getty

If you think Macaulay is the coolest Culkin, here is a newsflash: Kieran Culkin is the coolest. He is a talented actor, uber-cool, and completely raw. He looks like a guy who is always ready with a zesty answer to every question. Never has it been the case when he was given a mic, and normal words come out of his mouth.

His most memorable public interaction was when he won the Primetime Emmy for Best Supporting Actor for his role as Roman Roy in the black-comedy drama Succession. During his acceptance speech, while thanking his wife, Jazz Charton, he decided to remind her of a promise she had made him if he won the award.

Kieran Culkin reminded her she promised him more kids, and he wanted to cash in on that gift card now. Now, a year later, he won the Oscar for Best Actor in a Supporting Role for his amazing performance as Benji Kaplan in A Real Pain.

During his Oscar acceptance speech, after thanking his wife, he admitted to embarrassing her publicly on the Emmys stage and said that she only made that promise because she thought he would never win.

But then, after the show, she agreed to have another child if he won an Oscar. Kieran Culkin then went on to narrate the most spectacularly interesting story ever, which could easily be made into a rom-com. He said;

" After the show, we're walking through a parking lot, she's holding the Emmy, we're trying to find a car. Emily (his manager), you were there, so you're a witness, and she goes, 'Oh God, I did say that. I guess I owe you a third kid,' and I turned to her and I said, 'Really I want four.' And she turned to me, I swear to God this happened, it was just over a year ago, she said 'I will give you four when you win an Oscar.' I held out my hand, she shook it, and I have not brought it up until just now."

Fan reaction to Kieran Culkin reminding his wife of their deal for more kids at the Oscars

Kieran Culkin winning an Oscar was overshadowed by his amazingly funny speech. People were more enthusiastic about him potentially having four kids than his greatest professional achievement. Here are some hilarious reactions.

User @AnyaLacey01 wrote a funny but wholesome comment,

"Kieran didn't just win an Oscar, he won four kids too"

Another sly user, @szaseiji, made a witty comment,

"Man said fertility schedule confirmed"

One more user, @supremo_web3, had fun with puns in this comment,

"It's dangerous to be left home alone with this guy"

A concerned X user, @sophiebbx_, wanted to know if Jazz was okay,

"Someone check on his wife..she might be reconsidering her life choices"

X user @dreamyycici made an interestingly funny comment,

"Imagine your kids growing up knowing they exist because of an Oscar"

User @thesavvyghost gave a simple solution to the problem,

"His wife better conceive twins so the jobs gets done fast"

Kieran Culkin has truly won at life. His professional victories are increasing by the day, and so will his family if everything goes according to his plans. What more can a man want?

Edited by Debanjana
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