Fans laugh as B Lou claims the Earth doesn’t spin because he stays still when standing—Zias can’t believe it

Discussions between streamers B Lou and Zias are getting out of hand. They’re actually being dubbed as modern-day Aristotle and Socrates... but in a parallel universe. Their out-of-this-world discoveries are as random as they are hilarious. This time, the duo is hell-bent on proving the Earth is not spinning.

The legendary dialogue started with Zias saying:

“I know that Earth spins. I know that for a fact. Like the Earth is spinning right now, you just can’t feel it. You know that, right?”

To which B Lou replied saying:

“Why we are not falling… I don’t believe that.”

Zias mentions it’s because of “gravitational pull”. Then, after a moment of silence, B Lou says:

“So you’re telling me Earth is spinning... we would be spinning everywhere.”

Zias tries to convince him, saying that we are spinning and that we just can't feel it. To prove his point, B Lou stood up for the chair, stared at Zias for a minute, and declared he won the discussion since there’s no way the Earth is spinning. Why?

Because he, personally, is not moving.

According to his reasoning, the Earth ought to have tossed B Lou out of the room. But since he is still firmly rooted, not moved by the Earth's rotation, physics was defeated.

At the end of the video, Zias says something about the Earth being flat, though. End of discussion.

The exchange between these two has been making people laugh. Some have jokingly referred to them as the new Aristotle and Socrates, claiming that this is exactly how debates would have sounded in the 1500s.

One of the most humorous moments? B Lou confidently stood up from his chair to prove his point... only to prove absolutely nothing.

Now, users are jokingly referring to him as an elite theorist.

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Zias and B Lou vs. physics—social media can’t handle their attempt to prove Earth doesn’t spin

Users are losing it over how B Lou dramatically got up, so full of confidence, just to prove absolutely nothing. Some joke that these two are onto something—because they also can’t feel the Earth moving!

A user @_Briillo stated:

"He stood up with so much confidence and still proved no point 😭😭"

Another user, @scubaryan_, jokingly stated:

"He actually might be onto something I just stood up and didn’t feel myself moving either 👀"

A user @HarrisonGoSuns hilariously asked:

"These 2 vs Flight in an IQ test who wins."

Some are humorously asking for whatever they’re on, while others believe B Lou is most likely in "research" mode.

A user @KickClipsLive humorously noted:

"Give me their drugs right now!"

One user @CryptoMalfoy_ quipped:

"B Lou really out here doing the research 💀"

At this point, gravity is probably crying in some corner.

Netizens are referring to them as the modern-day Socrates and Aristotle, and others are joking that this is precisely the way people must have spoken back in the day—where you had to argue everything from the beginning because nobody knew anything yet.

A user @MrPlotTwister said:

"That's the kind of real common sense u need in life."

A user @InvictusCrew00 hilariously said:

"Accurate representation of a conversation in the 1500’s"

A user dubbed them as:

"Modern day Aristotle and Socrates bro 💀"

Users are jokingly referring to them as the 'Hood Research Department,' humorously suggesting they might actually be answering questions that have gone unsolved for centuries.

One user @suayrez commented:

"Hood research department on to something again."

A user @Realityvibezz joined in on the fun, asking:

"If the Earth spinning, why I ain’t dizzy?, man just cooked up flat Earth theory with vibes and vibes alone."

A user @Haschwa1th_Kage went on to say:

"These guys are solving millenia-old problems one stream at a time."

The great science debate is over—for the time being. But the fans can't wait for the next stream by the duo, expecting another life-changing "discovery."

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