Christmas is just around the corner, and as we gear up for the festive season, here are 31 of the best & corniest dad jokes that will leave your family in splits.
1 - 25 Letters in the Alphabet
"Why are there only 25 letters in the alphabet during Christmas. There's No-el."
2 - Chatty Snowmen
"What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots?"
3 - Santa taking Music Lessons
"Why did Santa go to music school? Because he wanted to improve his wrap skills!"
4 - Santa's Kids
"What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren."
5 - Santa's Nationality
"What nationality is Santa? North Polish"
6 - Addicted Ornaments
"How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life."
7 - No Santas in Hospitals
"Why don’t you ever see Santa in a hospital? Because he has private elf care!"
8 - Father Chrismas' Wife
"What is father Christmas’ wife’s name? Mary Christmas"
9 - Comic Reindeers
"What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke? This one’s gonna sleigh you!"
10 - People who fear Santa
"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic."
11 - Christmas Trees love the past
"Why do Christmas trees like the past so much? Because the present’s beneath them."
12 - Reindeers' favourite coffee place
"Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for coffee? Star-bucks."
13 - Santa's Wardrobe
"Where does Santa keep his red suit? In the Claus-it"
14 - Santa's Favourite place to deliver presents
"What is Santa’s favorite place to deliver presents? Idaho-ho-ho."
15 - A cross between Snowman & Vampire
"What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite."
16 - Christmas Dark Humor
"How does a serial killer celebrate Christmas? By slaying."
17 - Christmas vs. Your Job
"How is Christmas exactly like your job? You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit."
18 - Marine Santa
"Who delivers Christmas presents to sharks? Santa Jaws."
19 - Obnoxious Reindeer
"What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph."
20 - Christmas Trees that can't sow
"Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They always drop their needles."
21 - Frosty gets divorced
"Why did Frosty’s wife ask for a divorce? He was a total flake."
22 - The Tale of the Beaver and the Christmas Tree
"What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Nice gnawing you."
23 - Rudolph never went to school
"Why didn’t Rudolph go to school? He was elf-taught."
24 - Santa's Favourite Singer
"Who is Santa’s favorite singer? Elf-is Presley."
25 - Social Media Elves
"What do elves post on Social Media? Elf-ies."
26 - What’s green, covered in tinsel, and goes ‘ribbet ribbet’?
"What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes ‘ribbet ribbet’? A Mistle-toad."
27 - "Oh Oh Oh"
"What says Oh Oh Oh? Santa walking backward."
28 - Detective Santa
"What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues!"
29 - A kid that doesn't believe in Santa
"What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus."
30 - Is Santa real?
"How you can tell that Santa is real? You can always sense his presents."
31 - Photographer Santa
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"How does Santa take photos? With a Pole-aroid camera, of course."
Now that we have covered some of the best Christmas Dad jokes, you can go out there and crack your family up at the dinner table. Merry Christmas!
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