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Florida-based fitness trainer and former college football running back Ashton Hall once took the internet by storm when he dropped his "insane" morning routine, and he seems to be doing the rounds online once again. This time, because his eviction notice is going viral.
For those wondering, the 29-year-old's extreme regimen includes waking up at 3:52 a.m. on the dot and ends by 9:30 a.m. During this time, he takes off his mouth tape, works out, plunges himself into icy waters, does his skincare with some banana peels, and, finally, has breakfast.
Netizens have started poking fun at the news, and while it may be trying times for the influencer, that's not to say the internet is one to be empathetic. We've rounded up all of the funniest memes, jokes, and comments we could find online. Have fun!
Disclaimer: This piece reflects the writer's opinion; the reader's discretion is advised. Do let us know in the comments what you think should have made the cut.
Fans troll Ashton Hall for getting evicted, jokingly claim he's spending his rent money on water and organic bananas: Read more
Here's what one user humorously said of Ashton Hall, and how he would be leaving his home:
"Bro was seen packing up a suitcase filled with bananas and spring water"
This may be funny, but brace yourselves, because some of the following comments are downright hilarious:
"Half a billion impressions on X and bro couldn’t pay his rent smh," one snarky user, @ieatjeets, hilariously pointed out.
"He didn’t have paying rent in his routine," yet another user with the handle @garybasin jokingly echoed.
"Nothing a sparkling ice bath can’t fix," another user, @fluoroscene, humorously suggested.
"Ahahha the internet can be such an evil place sometimes. Let the man be. He didn't ask for this," X user @Vanonda8888 jested.
Even more chimed in to poke fun at the situation, with Ashton Hall seemingly being on the butt end of every joke:
"This is what happens when you spend all your money on bottled water and organic bananas," one user, @MilkRoadDaily, jokingly pointed out.
"where will he keep his water now," someone else, @torqueprotocol, sarcastically probed.
"from locked in to locked out," yet another user under the handle @vesprwallet, comically penned.
"noooooo i want more 4 minute pool dives," user @Ourbit_Official humorous chimed in
One user jokingly suggested that Hall's preferred brand of drinking water, Saratoga's stock has now taken a dive after the news:
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Ashton Hall has yet to address the situation, but it seems like fans are having fun anyway.
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