"A small Coke at 9 AM is crazy": Internet in stitches as McDonald's reveals celebrities' Post Oscars 2025 breakfast orders

McDonald's just released the most significant post-Oscars 2025 news - not who won, but what the stars inhaled following a night of glamour and obligatory smiles. In a twist no one could have predicted, the actual afterparty took place at the Golden Arches, where stars traded champagne for McMuffins and existential crises over career decisions.

McDonald's just gave us a behind-the-scenes glimpse of Hollywood's actual morning-after Oscars 2025 - stress-eating breakfast like the rest of us.

From Domingo's nicely balanced McMuffin meal to Julia Fox's sugar-fueled syrup landslide, these orders show that even the rich and famous need comfort food after a night of faking happiness for 'Oppenheimer'.

But the real king of chaos? Kieran Culkin, newly minted Oscar winner, requested nothing but a small Coke - because clearly, success is carbonation and attitude. As soon as the picture went viral, someone (@tallyohhh) took to his X account and commented:

"A small Coke at 9 AM is crazy"

X readers are totally losing it over Kieran Culkin's breakfast selection, deeming it a degree of madness that they weren't ready for. Where everybody else was pouring on the syrup-covered pancakes and egg-stuffed binges, Culkin opted instead for a single small Coke for fuel after winning an Oscar.

No coffee, no food - just cold, fizzy resolve. It's the type of move that yells, "I've reached my pinnacle, and now I live outside of breakfast necessities."

And voilà, McDonald's has become Hollywood's go-to breakfast gossip rag. X fans are having the time of their lives analyzing each celebrity order - Kieran Culkin's miniature Coke has them questioning reality, Julia Fox's syrup collection is being analyzed like a work of art, and Teyana Taylor's banquet has everyone asking if she ran a secret marathon before the after-party.

From awe to sheer bafflement, the web is dishing out responses every bit as cluttered (and fun) as a McMuffin devoured in the rear of an Uber. Let's get into it.

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Netizens have reacted as McDonald's reveals celebrities' Post-Oscars 2025 breakfast orders

Celebrities' breakfast orders are trending online, with fans enjoying themselves interpreting the celebrity meal orders, creating McDonald's receipts into the current comedy gold.

From syrup stockpiling jokes to the mystery of a Coke at 9 AM, the internet is reiterating once again that anything is too insignificant to be used as a meme:

"Who survives a breakfast like this?," a user joked.

"That's a lot of extra syrup," another user hilariously commented.

"Craving that Adele Dazeem McMuffin rn," a netizen expressed.

There are some individuals cracking jokes, others who are actually interested, and others who are obviously just commenting for the sake of it:

"Bet the house on the Adele Dazeem McMuffin special!," a folk commented.

"Someone PLEASE check in with Julia Fox," a user sarcastically wrote.

"I knew I liked Michael B. Jordan for a reason," a netizen commented.

And as always, the peanut gallery is there, weighing in with observations ranging from funny to absolutely not needed. Whether they're trash-talking the orders, playing pretend food critic, or simply observing the obvious for the sake of interaction, one thing is certain - no celebrity meal is exempt from the critique of the internet:

"McDonald’s serving up star-powered breakfasts! Wonder what Jackie Chan’s go-to order is—probably something with a kick!," a user hilariously commented.

"Who just drinks a small coke for breakfast," another netizen wrote.

At the end of the day, be it a syrup-drenched banquet, a well-balanced meal, or a solitary small Coke, one thing is certain - celebrity breakfast orders are now a part of the cultural conversation. The internet has broken down, memes, and overthought each hash brown, further demonstrating that no detail is too minute for mass entertainment. And as Hollywood's best go about their day, the rest of us will be remaining, still arguing over the best number of packets of syrup like it really makes any difference.

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