Let’s be real: engaging in conversation with the social media generation, even when it comes to jokes, is like trying to locate your way through a maze with your eyes covered. Given all the slang out there – bet, no cap, and that is so sus – you’d be forgiven for losing track. But do not despair, our fellow grown-ups!
If you’re determined to make the first move and engage people without sounding as cringe as your dad doing TikTok, we got you here. Here are some jokes that will ensure you appear lit. So, grab your favourite meme look and loosen up. Meet the punchlines that are beyond slay and will make conversations much more enjoyable.
25 jokes that will surely make teens crack a smile
1) Why did I join a dating site for arsonists?
It has a lot of matches.
2) What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends!
3) What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?
Where's Pop Corn?
4) Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
5) How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
6) What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner!
7) What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory!
8) How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
9) What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
10) Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
11) What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
12) Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose!
13) Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
14) What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
15) Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy!
16) Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with!
17) Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!
18) What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowntain!
19) What do you call a bear with no ears?
B!
20) How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
21) What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
22) What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
23) Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
Because all the fans left!
24) What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investi-gator!
25) Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
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Because, they make up everything!
There you go. You now have your list of great jokes that you can pull off when you want to break the embarrassing silence in a room. It makes you just the fun-derful link between the generations.
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