Everyone deserves a good birthday, a good cake, and a few loved ones to joke arou- sorry, celebrate it. However, there are a few things that can top it all. This includes a good joke. This is because all birthday celebrations are incomplete without everything mentioned above, plus a good dose of laughter.
A well-timed joke can bring a smile to any face and lighten everyone's mood, even rivaling the atmosphere of a good birthday party. So, from witty one-liners to puns that will make you cringe (in a fun way), here are some jokes guaranteed to make any birthday extra special.
Let's see below if the birthday jokes are sweeter than the cake.
1) What kind of music is scary for birthday balloons?
Pop music!
2) What does a clam do on his birthday?
It shellebrates!
3) Why do some people get heartburn every time they eat birthday cake?
They always forget to take off the candles.
4) Did you hear about the birthday candle sale?
It was a big blowout!
5) Why did the teddy bear decline the birthday cake?
Because it was already stuffed.
6) It was an emotional birthday — even the cake was in tiers.
7) What is the best way to remember your partner’s birthday?
Forget it once.
8) What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
“Aye matey, I’m eighty.”
9) How do you know you’re getting older?
When the candles cost more than the cake.
10) What did one birthday hat say to the other birthday hats?
“You stay here, I’ll go on a head.”
11) Knock knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for your birthday celebration.
12) What did the hamster wish for on its birthday?
A wheel-y great year ahead.
13) What did the rabbit say at its birthday party?
“Lettuce celebrate.”
14) Forget about the past, you can’t change it.
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
15) Did you hear about the tree’s birthday?
It was a sappy one!
16) What do you say to your goldfish on his birthday?
Have a fin-tastic day.
17) What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee lover?
Choco-latte.
18) What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Cake and mice cream.
19) How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
They relish the moment.
20) Doctor, doctor—why do I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake?
Try taking the candles off.
21) What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
They were all born on holidays.
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