20 ‘Black Friday’ jokes to keep you laughing while you shop

Shoppers Look For Deals On Black Friday - Source: Getty
Shoppers Look For Deals On Black Friday - Source: Getty

As the holiday season rolls in, Black Friday stands out as a wild and exciting shopping event. While you’re diving into a sea of discounts and deals, a good laugh can make the experience much more enjoyable. From long checkout lines to quirky shopping strategies, there’s always something amusing to share.

Whether it's the thrill of snagging the last big-screen TV or the camaraderie of swapping deal tips with fellow shoppers, Black Friday has its unique charm. Amid the chaos, don’t forget to pause, smile, and savor the moments that make the day unforgettable.

20 funny Black Friday jokes to keep you smiling while you shop!

1.What do you call a Black Friday shopper who always comes in second?
Dis-counted!
2. Why did the credit card decide to end things with the shopaholic on Black Friday?
It said, “I’ve hit my limit! It’s not me, it’s you!”
3. How can you tell you’re at a genuine Black Friday sale?
The only thing cheaper than the electronics are the shoppers’ self-respect!
4. What’s black and white and gets read all over by people fighting for a discounted TV on Black Friday?
The newspaper the next day!
Black Friday Shoppers Hit UK High Streets - Source: Getty Economy And Business In Poland - Source: Getty
Black Friday Shoppers Hit UK High Streets - Source: Getty Economy And Business In Poland - Source: Getty
5. What advice did the zen master give about Black Friday shopping?
“Let the deals come to you… or at least find a good parking spot.”
6. Why don’t they play chess at Walmart on Black Friday?
Too many pawns involved!
7. What occurs when Black Friday coincides with Friday the 13th?
Prices get slashed!
8. Why are ghosts terrible at Black Friday shopping?
They can’t tell if they’re getting a boo-tiful deal or not!
9. What do you call it when a group of mime artists goes shopping on Black Friday?
A silent (but chaotic) night!
10. Did you hear about the guy who scored an amazing deal on a boat during Black Friday?
They say it was a real steal-of-a-deal!
11. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants for Black Friday?
In case he got a hole-in-one!
12. What’s the difference between a marathon runner and a Black Friday shopper?
One trains for months to get discounts, while the other just camps out for a week.
13. My spouse said I could go shopping on Black Friday if I wanted to.
I replied, “No way, the lines are way too long!”
Christmas Season Shopping In York - Source: Getty
Christmas Season Shopping In York - Source: Getty
14. What do people snack on during Black Friday?
Whatever they couldn’t finish from Thanksgiving dinner.
15. I wanted to buy a camouflage outfit for Black Friday, but I couldn’t find any!
16. Why don’t scientists participate in Black Friday shopping?
They believe the chaos defies the laws of physics!
17. Exciting Black Friday deal alert: Buy nothing and save 100% at every store!
18. My bank account on Black Friday resembles a delicate Christmas ornament… One wrong move and it’s shattered!
19. Just saw someone get arrested for stealing items out of other people’s carts on Black Friday. They charged him with shopping cart abandonment issues!
20. What’s black and white and goes around in circles?
A shopper at Target trying to find their way out!

These jokes embody the lighthearted spirit that can brighten up the madness of Black Friday shopping. Whether you're waiting in line or weaving through crowded aisles, sharing these chuckles with fellow shoppers can transform an overwhelming experience into one filled with joy and laughter.

So as you prepare for this year's shopping adventure, remember that laughter is one of the best bargains you can find, absolutely free! Happy shopping, and may your carts be filled with fantastic deals and plenty of giggles!

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Edited by Tanisha Aggarwal