15 tweets from early January that prove we’re only here for the laughs

We all understand that sometimes you just hop on X to chill, mindlessly browse, and get a dose of the happy hormone. But let’s be genuine here – what retains the interest in this particular app isn’t just material that is to be consumed indefinitely. It’s the funny stuff. It’s the tweets that make you think someone is spying on your direct messages or someone is reading your thoughts.

Without memes, savage one-liners, and those moments when one stands wondering what are people even thinking – all of us would likely be either asleep or at least, occupied with something productive. However, no, we remain on here, hooked on the timeline, for the sheer, golden, comedic genius that is X.

Well, to pay homage to that never-ending scroll, and the one-liner ruling monarchs of the Twitterverse, here are 15 tweets that remind us that humor is THE only thing that keeps us going.

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App developers are shook

Just a lil' bit of rage against the machine, no biggie.

(Post via X/ @itsqail)

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Bedtime bliss

Sleeping like I’ve got zero tiny humans to worry about.

(Post via X/ @ribz_rb)

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Rich in dreams

You’re on Green note, but your wallet’s on red alert.

(Post via X/ @mvndia)

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Sob stories 24/7

No matter the paycheck, I’m still emotionally bankrupt.

(Post via X/ @maybeeevirgo)

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Mum’s the word

Wish I could tell you, but then I wouldn’t be the Most Secretive.

(Post via X/ @Dadsaysjokes)

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Oops, too far

I meant to tease, not traumatize.

(Post via X/ @Whotfismick)

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Regret level: 100

I swear I don’t always look like this… except today.

(Post via X/ @invis4yo)

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Self-sabotage 101

Just me, turning a normal day into a near-death experience.

(Post via X/ @Whotfismick)

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Yap, then nap

I just said a whole paragraph, and I don’t even know what it was about.

(Post via X/ @beingselcouth)

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Cash flow... kinda?

The bank of ‘Me’ has very questionable lending practices.

(Post via X/ @Whotfismick)

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Baby needs a break

Crying because it’s out of nicotine, clearly.

(Post via X/ @SkinMuffins)

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Make it cash

I’d rather load cash into my wallet than pixels into my screen.

(Post via X/ @sairaspooks)

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Paid in drip

At this point, I need to know what’s in their side hustle portfolio.

(Post via X/ @yesirski)

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I’m a handful.

When you realize you’re just a walking kitchen tool.

(Post via X/ @curnbucket)

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20 gone, regret on

I gave him a 20, but my bank account is now asking for it back.

(Post via X/ @btcjanai)

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Alright, so if you’re not grinning from ear to ear with these first 15 tweets, then we’ve got a problem. Because if you didn’t roll your eyes or give that 'same, though' response, one must wonder if you’ve been living beneath a rock or if you’re just on a different side of the humor.