Love him, leave him, or post furiously about him—one thing is clear: When it comes to the comedy genre, Donald Trump has made a tremendous impact. Regardless of his hair-raising headlines, un-president-ed catchphrases, or borderline legendary posts, the man is a huge source of pun material that we could not leave untouched.
So, if you are in the mood for some "covfefe" comedy, welcome. It can make you laugh or cry or feel like banging your head against a wall and ending up with mini hand prints on your forehead. From wall-to-wall puns to executive orders on dad jokes, 15 Trump puns that will either make you roar with laughter or ponder whether you should be fired for reading this list.
1) Why did Donald Trump take a bullet to the ear?
Due to his failure to respond when the Secret Service shouted “Donald Duck!”
2) What did Trump say when he could not speak?
I guess I’m just Trumped!
3) What was Trump's intention when he brought a ladder to his rally?
Because he heard the campaign had its highs and lows!
4) What did Trump tell the American people when asked about his new plan for the economy?
It is going to be the billionaire's best bet.
5) What did Trump call his latest rally?
A trump-tastic gathering of supporters.
6) What did Trump reveal about his critics?
They’re just trying to trump up some drama.
7) Why did Trump say he’s “Too Big to Rig”?
Because he believes his support is so massive, it could fill a Trump Tower.
8) What is Trump’s favored energy agenda?
“Drill, Baby, Drill!” We wish he was joking, but he believes the best way to access the energy is through Fracking.
9) What was Trump’s take on legal battles?
“Never Surrender!”—since he considers himself to be the ultimate debating and trial champion.
10) What is Trump’s new slogan?
“Make America Greater than Ever Before!”—as if being great is not enough.
11) Why did Trump bring a suitcase to his campaign events?
Because he’s always ready to pack up and leave when things get tough.
12) What is Trump’s rhetoric regarding his foreign policy agenda?
It’s like a game of chess—except I’m always playing with a Trump card.
13) Why did Trump believe that he could fix inflation?
Because he has the best ideas—just like his hair, they’re always inflated.
14) What did he say about the economy at his rally?
We’re going to make it so strong, it’ll be like lifting weights—no pain, no gain.
15) How come Trump believes he cannot be defeated in the election?
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Because he is a master of having trump cards ready to be played anywhere and anytime.
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