By now, you would be aware of the John Wick movies- they are a testament to the fact that the only thing more dangerous than a man with a gun is a man with a gun and a dead dog. The movies start simply enough, with John living his peaceful life as a retired assassin until the universe decides to test his patience by taking away the two things he loves most: his car and his puppy. What follows is a masterclass in revenge and absurdity as the movie descends into madness.
The whole John Wick franchise is basically him trying to figure out increasingly absurd ways to kill people while his body count rises faster than a taxi meter. Whether it’s his tragic backstory, his absurdly cool combat moves, or his uncanny ability to turn ordinary objects into weapons, John Wick has inspired a whole genre of memes unto himself. As John Wick 5 has officially been announced, let's have a look at some hilarious memes to celebrate the pencil-wielding icon.
15 hilarious John Wick memes to make your day
Mess with me? (via Pinterest/ @Ranker.com)
If you mess with his dog, there's no telling what Baba Yaga might do to you. He will find you even from the depths of the ocean, and then make another movie about it just for laughs.
Not responding (via Pinterest / @The AEGIS Alliance)
Task Manger is really the John Wick of system tools—silent, efficient, and absolutely ruthless when it comes to killing troublemakers.
Finally we are going to kill him (via Pinterest / @ICE WALLOWCOME)
A pencil has many purposes, it ins't used just for writing anymore. If there's anything the John Wick movies have taught us, you can also use it to write off your enemies.
Has anyone seen my pet dog (via Pinterest /@Living Disaster)
Thanos would have got a rude awakening if he dared to mess iwth John's dog.
He'll make as many John Wick movies as fans want (via Pinterest/@Matthew G)
We are fully backing you, John!
He said he is John's brother (via Pinterest/ @Don't Follow Me)
We don't see the resemblance to be fair. It's like somebody ordered Baba Yaga from Wish!
Pencils, lots of pencils (via pinterest/ @Heather Wells)
Guns are for amateurs, real gansgters use pencil. Bow down, he's a king.
John Wick is the dark timeline (via Pinterest/ @Bailey Schnur)
A classic!
John Wick vs Frank Castle (via Pinterest / @Nanah Aisha)
After watching John destroy opponents in increasingly absurd ways, we can't help but wonder about his next weapon of choice. What does he have in mind? A souffle, or a banana peel?
When anyone asks what you want for christmas (via Pinterest /@Patricia Palomino-Gallarneau)
John's love for his guns is heartening to see. His idea of expressing love is in rounds per minute.
We need a female reboot (via Pinterest/ @boatierra)
It would be a great watch, that's for sure!
No, Mom i'm 13 (via Pinterest/ @Unknown Memes Acc)
KIds trying to emulate Baba Yaga never gets old. It's a shame that they the only brooding they get to do is when they don't get their allowance on time.
Kids when sticks (via Pinterest/ @MARI)
"I'm going to punch holes through you....after I finish my homework, that is"
Can i get your signature (via Pinterest / @Just Geek)
Hanging around John with a lead pencil is akin to having a death wish. Even the kids know that.
Kids keep calling Keanu Reeves 'Fortnite Guy' (via Pinterest/ @Kiss Gergely)
We think it should be the other way around. Fortnite should be the game that is known for having Baba Yaga, no the other way around!
John Wick memes have become such a phenomenon because of their inherent relatability- they tap into our shared fascination with larger-than-life heroes who embody both strength and vulnerability. Baba Yaga remains a cultural icon, the man who is responsible for turning grief into greatness and action movies into internet gold. Long may his memes reign supreme!

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