15 hilarious Moira Rose punchlines from Schitt's Creek that will leave you in stitches

If there is anything Schitt's Creek has left to the world, apart from David's sweater legacy, it's Moira Rose and those famous one-liners. Portrayed by the incomparable Catherine O'Hara, Moira is a thesaurus that walks and talks with a wardrobe to rival the most avant-garde runway.

A lot of lines feature her drama-filled flair, plus words that sound as if she swallowed a dictionary. Whether she is waxing poetic about past lives in the spotlight or dishing out a zinger that leaves everyone else in the dust, Moira is the kind of quotable gem whose punchlines live rent-free in our heads.

We’re diving into 15 of Moira Rose’s most side-splitting punchlines from Schitt’s Creek that will have you laughing until you cry.

1. Inner turmoil

Me stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic for what feels like an eternity.

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2. Productivity police

When someone starts lecturing you on how you should be using your time more wisely.

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3. Drama loading...

We are always one argument away from a meltdown.

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4. Chaos vibes

Okay, but I lowkey thought it would slap...

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5. Honestly, same

My schedule's about to swallow me whole, I can't even.

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6. Big mood

A full shutdown and reboot sounds ideal right now.

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7. Say less

This mess needs to be drowned in something stronger than water.

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8. Why you wildin’?

TBH you're squawking louder than your problems.

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9. Personality trait

Bruh, why you gotta be the human version of a pop-up ad?

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10. Fill ‘er up

Trash wine, but it’s still wine.

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11. Big yikes

And they always find a way to make it about them.

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12. Okay, Moira, chill

Alright, call me out one more time, why don’t you?

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13. The first red flag

Honestly, if the building doesn’t collapse, at least your appetite might.

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14. Too messy

I’m hanging up and blocking that number ASAP.

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15. Same energy

Here for the chaos, but also secretly hoping for a nap.

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Johnny is your typical father trying to keep it together but gets swept up in crazy events. David’s the ultimate vibe, that dorky humor, and the slightly disorganized aura around him that is acceptable. Alexis, you, darling, are the epitome of having no idea what is happening and looking cute while doing it with energy, and she serves lemonade with her glow-up goals. In addition, there is Stevie, who can easily be described as a deadpan queen of sarcasm. Combined, this group is the dream team.

Now, go forth and spread the Moira magic—you never know when a well-timed "Bébé!" might be just what the moment calls for.