In the grand tradition of viral trends that make you simultaneously laugh and question reality, Saratoga water has entered the meme chat, thanks to Ashton Hall’s ice water morning routine.
It all started when Hall posted his chilly daily habit on social media, showing off an enviable display of commitment to wellness that involves dunking his face into a basin of Saratoga water — yes, that fancy bottled water with the blue glass.
The internet, of course, couldn't help but seize this moment to poke fun at the perceived extravagance. Suddenly, Saratoga water memes began flooding timelines, with everyone from casual TikTok users to meme lords contributing their hilarious takes. What started as a seemingly innocent morning routine turned into an ocean of viral content, taking the internet by storm.
15 hilarious Saratoga Water memes that will make you want to try Ashton Hall's ice water routine
My kid wanted milk for breakfast (via @fentanylfushgi on X)
Sorry, little buddy, your palate isn’t refined enough for mere milk anymore. We're a ‘Saratoga Water for breakfast’ household now. The calcium? It’s in the minerals. Plus, you don’t need a milk mustache when you could try and go for a ‘hydration glow-up.’
By age 25 you should have: (via @jarvis_best on X)
Forget adulting milestones like buying a house or starting a career — by 25, your only concern should be perfecting your Saratoga water setup. Because if you don’t have that artisanal hydration system down to a science, are you even thriving?
The accidental drop (via @HossMatch on X)
Ah yes, the ol' ‘oops, I dropped it, but wait, why’s the camera perfectly positioned to catch this cinematic moment?’ trick. The only thing that shatters harder than the glass is my trust in the ‘accident.’
Executives at Saratoga Water HQ (via @ojigbeready on X)
“Okay, we’ve hit the motherlode, boys. Ice water morning routines are the new avocado toast. First, influencers, then, world domination — one blue bottle at a time.”
Grocery store flex (via @chiweethedog on X)
Nothing screams ‘I’m better than you’ more than a grocery cart filled with Saratoga bottles and bananas. I’m not just hydrating — I’m thriving. Catch me on a wellness high with my fancy water and potassium boost.
Am I forgetting anything? (via @computer_gay on X)
The perfect shopping list: Hydration for the gods and enough bananas to convince people I’m on a health kick. But wait, was I supposed to buy actual food? Nah, we’re running on vibes and Saratoga these days.
Me jumping into conclusions (via @K_for_KC on X)
If jumping into conclusions were an Olympic sport, Ashton Hall would be a gold medalist. And judging by the splash, he's taking a full dive into the deep end of this morning routine trend.
The engagement farm strategy (via @__Powerr__ on X)
Move over crypto scams, the real investment strategy is referencing Ashton Hall’s ice water routine. ROI? Through the roof. The more Saratoga, the more likes — hydration's never been this lucrative.
His first meal after 5 hours (via @pinkkpoweranger on X)
After five hours of intense... staring at water and doing nothing, it's finally time for breakfast. But not just any breakfast — the kind that pairs perfectly with a long morning of hydrated vibes and zero productivity.
Netflix comedy trailer vibes (via @One_Bobby_Moore on X)
Honestly, this could be the pilot for Netflix’s next big hit: Morning Routines Gone Too Far. Ashton Hall, starring as ‘The Guy Who Makes Breakfast Feel Like a Reality Show.’
Saratoga sponsorship plea (via @vCharlotter on X)
Somebody call Saratoga’s marketing department and get Ashton Hall on the payroll — he’s practically their unofficial ambassador at this point. Every drop of that blue bottle equals cold, hard cash.
Too many views (via @cherricidervin on X)
At this point, Ashton Hall's morning routine is more familiar to me than my own reflection. Friends? Who needs 'em when you’ve got ice baths and Saratoga bottles on repeat.
I thought he was drinking alcohol (via @10GBo_Pizza on X)
To be fair, anyone filling a bowl with ice, water, and then chugging from a fancy blue bottle could pass for an eccentric mixologist. Turns out Saratoga's just water, but the energy? Definitely giving day drinking vibes.
Ice bowl veteran (via BR32D on X)
Some of us were into the ice bowl trend before it was cool, okay? Back when it was just me, a freezing face, and no viral clout. Ashton Hall’s just catching up to my OG wellness routine.
Morning routine disaster (via @selunescorpio on X)
The day Saratoga Water runs out is the day the wellness routine comes crashing down. Cue dramatic sobbing and unfiltered tap water panic.
In the ever-turning wheel of internet humor, Saratoga water is now linked with the icy hilarity of Ashton Hall’s morning routine. What began as a cold, refreshing self-care moment has sparked countless laughs and given meme creators fresh material for months. Whether people genuinely try it out or just laugh along at the absurdity, Hall’s routine taught us one thing: Sometimes, the key to going viral is a bottle of fancy water and a splash of meme-worthy content. Cheers to that!

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