Having Christmas puns is like having the ultimate secret weapon.
Holiday dinners are somewhat a drama and a comedy, and it’s as if time slows down while the dinner lingers much longer than anticipated. From the unwanted political opinion from your uncle or your younger brother silently phubbing the Monopoly game, the energy can definitely use some Christmas spirit.
Usually, you find yourself at a dinner table, chewing mashed potatoes with your mouth open like a decrepit squirrel in search of a more spectacular way to make the room twinkle than the suspiciously blinking tree. But do not worry because having Christmas puns is like having the ultimate secret weapon.
If you want to casually drop one of these bad boys during dinner to entertain Grandpa, or if you’re looking for content to post on your TikTok story to be as cringe as much as possible, then, congratulations, this is your lifetime opportunity.
You don't even have to say “slay” (or should we say, “sleigh”) in every other sentence to get that. These Christmas puns are so fine and dandy that Rudolph’s nose seems like a diminutive luminescent stick.
Here are some Christmas Puns to liven up your dining table
Q: Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting?
A: It kept dropping its needles!
Q: How does a snowman get around?
A: By riding an “icicle”!
Q: What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A: Frostbite!
Q: What do Santa’s helpers learn in school?
A: The elf-abet!
Q: What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
A: Santa Pause!
Q: What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A: A Holly Davidson!
Q: How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
A: He looks at his calen-deer!
Q: What’s the best Christmas gift you can give?
A: A broken drum—you just can’t beat it!
Q: What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
A: Ornamints!
Q: What do elves use to take selfies?
A: An elfie stick!
Q: Why was the snowman looking through carrots?
A: He was picking his nose!
Q: What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses!
Q: What does Santa use to keep track of all the fireplaces?
A: A chimney-log!
Q: What did the present say to the wrapping paper?
A: “You’ve got me covered!”
Q: What do elves use to clean their shoes?
A: Santa-tizer!
Q: Why does Santa always come through the chimney?
A: Because it soots him!
Q: How do snowmen greet each other?
A: “Ice to meet you!”
Q: Why don’t snowmen ever argue?
A: They just let it slide!
Q: What do snowmen use to fix their teeth?
A: Flossicles!
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No matter if you are the CEO of dad jokes or a tortured soul stuck in endless annual questioning “Why aren’t you married yet”, these Christmas puns will steer you through the holidays like a champ! And if the jokes flop, just say “Bah humbug” and blame the eggnog.
Let us know in the comments if you know of any more fun Christmas puns for this holiday season.
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