13 hilarious couple promises to make your Promise Day even funnier this Valentine’s

Couples all around the world are gearing up for Valentine's Day, and today is Promise Day. This means one thing: It's the perfect time to get your partner to promise to do or get you what you want with no repercussions, and they're going to do it if they love you.

And so, we've rounded up all of the best promises for you to demand of your partner, or pledge it yourself for them, on this special Promise Day. Except here's the catch: all of these are hilarious, and are sure to leave your partner in a lighter mood. Also, some of these work for those who don't have partners, or simply want to show their loved ones how they feel about them. Have fun!

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13 or the funniest Promise Day pledges to make yourself or your partner do it so you both make this week the best one yet:

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1) "I promise to steal your fries but never your happiness."

2) "I vow to always text you back… eventually."

3) "I promise to love you even when you steal the blanket at night."

4) "I promise to always laugh at your bad jokes, even when they’re really bad."

5) "I promise to be your partner in crime… but only if we don’t get caught."

6) "I promise to MAYBE not watch the next episode without you."

7) "I promise to pretend to listen when you talk about work drama."

8) "I promise not to steal your food, but we both know that's a lie."

9) "I promise to always save the last bite for you... unless I'm REALLY hungry."

10) "I promise not to correct you in public, and then to fully lecture you about it later."

11) "I promise to act surprised every time you tell me the same. exact. story."

12) "I promise to take cute couple photos with you without complaining... much."

13) "I promise to love you, even when you take forever to get ready."

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And now you have your promises! Send these to your partner this Promise Day so that when they come home from work, they know exactly how to appease you. Or, if you want, you can even send these to a friend or a family member to remind them that it's not easy keeping your attention and that you deserve a little love on this Promise Day.