There are some jokes that make sense, and there are some that don't. However, oftentimes in life, you may find that it's the ones that don't that make a lot of sense. Such jokes thrive on absurdity and randomness, and sometimes, it's the sheer cluelessness we're hit with in the face of it that truly leaves us in splits.
As evidenced by the list below, more often than not, it can be the ridiculousness of some jokes that makes it tick. While humor comes in all shapes and sizes, it can even be the clever play on logic or lack thereof, that has you tearing up in pain because you're laughing too hard.
For most, it's these moments that define us; these that we hold dear. And it's amplified when we have our near and dear ones with us, laughing right alongside us. So, without further ado, grab whoever's closest to you and read these jokes together. By the end of it, you're sure to be laughing your hats off.
Here are 12 of the funniest jokes to make your day
1) Stop eating fatty
So... no bacon and burgers then?
2) My soup is cold, dammit!
I just want some hot soup, Gazpacho! Why is this cold!
3) Missle toads
Unclear why everyone around is disgusted. That's clearly what you're supposed to do for Christmas, right...?
4) Flying for life
Isn't that how the saying goes, anyway?
5) Diarrhea is hereditary
*sigh* we've all been there... right? RIGHT? This one takes a minute.
6) Room for improvement
This one is so lame, it's almost funny.
7) 2 Na
This one is for all the science nerds out there. Here's another one: Why did the two red blood cells break up? Their romance was all in vein.
8) Strongest days of the week
We'd unfollow you too if we could, bull-shipping. Besides, everyone knows Monday is the strongest, anyway. They always manage to ruin a perfectly good weekend.
9) Hen-grenades
Hand grenades, but make it eggs: Hen-grenades. Just as impactful if you use it right.
10) A horse named Mayo
Geddit? Now you, the girl in the picture, and Mayo are all laughing. Mission accomplished.
11) An orderly, orderly, orderly queue
Geddit? Sound it out if you're still confused.
12) Couldn't see the well
There's more to this one than you know... look well. Pun intended.
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And there you have it. These jokes are sure to crack a smile on your face, if not for the logic behind it, then for how smart and dumb it can be at the same time.
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