Welcome to the General Hospital Daily Y.A.P.P. (Your After-Program Ponderings) for a quick — and by that, I mean you’re already halfway done — recap of the most amazing or what-the-heck-did-we-just-watch moments on today’s episode. Let’s get to it:
What happened on General Hospital

Help!!! Our eyes!!! The network that used to be known for "Love in the Afternoon" has had a shortage of love scenes over the last few years on its only remaining daytime drama. So, why, oh why, does it seem to want to reserve these rare and special occasions for the one couple on the soap that is universally reviled by fans? Does General Hospital know how to read a room? The reaction to the Drew and Willow pairing has had fans absolutely repulsed since day one, yet they got a love scene on April 24th. Their first love scene was disgusting enough, taking place on the playroom floor just hours after the mother of Drew's child had died. This time, talk of Michael in a burn unit turned Willow on so much that she couldn't wait to head upstairs with Drew in his Dawn of Day cult house. It reminds us of the time Willow couldn't wait to cheat on Chase with Michael five minutes after a talk about her dead son, while at Wiley's birthday party. Willow certainly has her kinks, but we sure hope there wasn't a nanny cam in her new Dawn of Day bedroom. Tracy might broadcast it at the Nurses' Ball if there were one. All we ask is that GH reserve love scenes for couples we love, not ill-conceived pairs that make fans want to rip their eyes out.
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