Thanksgiving is a time for family, food, and fun—so why not sprinkle in a little laughter? Corny jokes are the perfect way to break the ice and keep everyone smiling throughout the holiday.
From classic turkey humor to clever seasonal puns, here are 21 jokes that will make your family chuckle, groan, or maybe even gobble with laughter.
Best Corny Thanksgiving Jokes for Family Fun
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1) That turkey dodged a feast—it’s living its best life, post-holiday!
2) This turkey might need to sit down after spinning in circles, or maybe it had too much pie!
3) Talk about a “feather-ruffling” brawl! This turkey’s got to stay out of trouble.
4) The perfect joke for cozy sweater weather—it’s both spicy and seasonal.
5) Classic wordplay that’s both clever and relatable. Just don’t let him near any walls!
6) A monstrously good twist on everyone’s favorite comfort food.
7) Dracula would definitely sink his teeth into this celebration.
8) Shhh! Even the apples need their peace and quiet.
9) A math joke served with whipped cream—nerdy and delicious!
10) Hard work pays off, even for a scarecrow. Talk about setting high standards!
11) Turkeys are tech-savvy too—they’re just searching for the nearest hiding spot!
12) Once you start, there’s no going back. Thanksgiving humor is addictive!
13) Even turkeys need a getaway—and Turkey is the perfect destination.
14) These berries are experiencing a serious case of mistaken identity!
15) Bold move, turkey. We see you breaking stereotypes!
16) The most delicious party of the year, complete with gravy on the dance floor.
17) A great way to burn calories before Thanksgiving dinner—if you can catch it!
18) Not the most useful key, but it’s definitely tasty!
19) Clever camouflage, turkey! Survival of the wittiest.
20) When social media fame turns into a holiday invite—it’s a trap!
21) Talk about a heated situation. Someone warn this turkey—it’s time to escape!
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Thanksgiving isn’t just about indulging in delicious food and giving thanks, it’s also about making memories with your loved ones. These corny jokes are a lighthearted way to bring everyone together and make your celebration even more special. Share these laughs around the table and create moments that will leave everyone smiling until next year.
Happy Thanksgiving!
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