This week, our columnist offers a special holiday song inspired by The Bold and the Beautiful.
On the first day of ChristmasMy little Bell gave to me,Brooke coming out of her fog.On the second day of ChristmasMy little Bell gave to me,Two brothers fightingAnd Brooke coming out of her fog.
On the third day of ChristmasMy little Bell gave to me,Three bullets for Deacon,Two brothers fighting,And Brooke coming out of her fog.
On the fourth day of ChristmasMy little Bell gave to me,Four jailbait sex scenes,Three bullets for Deacon,Two brothers fighting,And Brooke coming out of her fog.
On the fifth day of ChristmasMy little Bell gave to me,Five missing kids..........Four jailbait sex scenes,Three bullets for Deacon,Two brothers fighting,And Brooke coming out of her fog.
On the sixth day of ChristmasMy little Bell gave to me,Six months of 'Who's the Daddy',Five missing kids...........Four jailbait sex scenes,Three bullets for Deacon,Two brothers fighting,And Brooke coming out of her fog.
On the seventh day of ChristmasMy little Bell gave to me,Seven more chances for Amber,Six months of 'Who's the Daddy',Five missing kids..........Four jailbait sex scenes,Three bullets for Deacon,Two brothers fighting,And Brooke coming out of her fog.
On the eighth day of ChristmasMy little Bell gave to me,Eight hundred grays for Ridge,Seven more chances for Amber,Six months of 'Who's the Daddy',Five missing kids............Four jailbait sex scenes,Three bullets for Deacon,Two brothers fighting,And Brooke coming out of her fog.
On the ninth day of ChristmasMy little Bell gave to me,Nine shots of Botox,Eight hundred grays for Ridge,Seven more chances for Amber,Six months of 'Who's the Daddy',Five missing kids.............Four jailbait sex scenes,Three bullets for Deacon,Two brothers fighting,And Brooke coming our of her fog.
On the tenth day of ChristmasMy little Bell gave to me,Ten unfinished stories,Nine shots of Botox,Eight hundred grays for Ridge,Seven more chances for Amber,Six months of 'Who's the Daddy',Five missing kids..........Four jailbait scenes,Three bullets for Deacon,Two brothers fighting,And Brooke coming out of her fog.
On the eleventh day of ChristmasMy little Bell gave to me,Eleven Stephanie sermons,Ten unfinished stories,Nine shots of Botox,Eight hundred grays for Ridge,Seven more chances for Amber,Six months of 'Who's the Daddy',Five missing kids................Four jailbait sex scenes,Three bullets for Deacon,Two brothers fighting,And Brooke coming out of her fog.
On the twelfth day of ChristmasMy little Bell gave to me,Twelve months of hating Ridge,Eleven Stephanie sermons,Ten unfinished stories,Nine shots of Botox,Eight hundred grays for Ridge,Seven more chances for Amber,Six months of 'Who's the Daddy',Five missing kids..................Four jailbait sex scenes,Three bullets for Deacon,Two brothers fighting,And Brooke coming out of her fog.
Ok folks....I hope you enjoyed a little yuletide skewering of an old Christmas favorite! Now is the moment you have all been waiting for...I will start with the bad news first and ask for all to email your WORST B&B stories/moments/etc of 2004 to me. I will add some of my own but would love for you, the readers, to contribute the bulk of the ideas. Don't be shy...this column is written for you, the viewers, and should be overflowing with your opinions this time. Next week, I will solicit the BEST of the year from everyone and together this should provide a great way to wrap up the year. Have a great week everyone....
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Who's on the Soapbox?Linda from KY writes... 'Glad to see Brooke's lips are back to normal. What was she thinking?' I agree...it was pretty obvious and now I'm starting to wonder why Deacon is looking so puffy these days. Many readers have emailed me about that, too. Hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it, right? Sandi writes...i> 'Brooke...who's making headway...I say DUMP HIM...try watching paint dry instead!' Ridge is just not portrayed well and does make me cringe on a daily basis. I, too, wish they would replace him with a more dynamic and skilled performer but I suppose that would be too hard now. Thank God they have Jack Wagner to fill the talent void.Diane writes... 'I am sort of wondering if Mass will shoot Deacon and we will finally get rid of him on the show?. This brings up an interesting point. Is it Deacon that is the problem or the story he is involved in? I really liked Deacon as the sleazy, gigolo type he played when he was with Bridget and Brooke. Then there was the boozing and nasty Deacon which led in turn to the new and improved sober Deacon. He had his kid and was with Macy and all was rosy at the beach house. Now he is regressing to the old Deacon again but it seems to be different this time. So maybe the May-December thing he has with Jackie has made the transition seem less palatable to longtime viewers. I know I don't like it at all. He's in love! Yeah right! Bridget, Brooke, Macy...take a number Jackie!
Until next week, stay in touch with your thoughts...it's the best part of my week when I hear from everybody!
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