Ethan and Chad don phony moustaches and Italian accents to make Whitney and Theresa giggle as the "waiters" serve them a special dinner in the cabin. T.C. explains to an uneasy Pilar how a certain bird statue has his normally even-tempered wife all frazzled. Meanwhile, Julian intervenes to prevent Ivy from reporting the theft of the wooden bird to the police. After learning how Eve made off with the prize he's been trying so hard to find, Julian feigns complete disinterest in front of his wife but later rushes out to find Dr. Russell. Back in the relative safety of Sheridan's Parisian apartment, Luis and his companion quickly fall back into a familiar pattern of quarreling to cover up how much they care. Chad confides to Whitney how he helped engineer Ethan's romantic evening with Theresa. Later, Ethan entertains his appreciative guests with an Elvis impersonation. As Roger and Pierre begin breaking down the door, Luis and Sheridan hurry out the window and crawl onto a ledge. Ethan coaxes Theresa into singing a duet with him as a wary Whitney looks on.