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Every week, our Two Scoops columnists share their thoughts and opinions in the Two Scoops commentary columns. Those columns are archived to allow fans a chance to make sure that they've read every opinion for every week. This archive features columns written about Passions in the 2007 calendar year.
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January 1, 2007
Part two of a two-part look back at the events of the past year in Harmony. This week, our columnist discusses the worst that Passions had to offer in 2006.
January 8, 2007
Last week, Gwen realized for the forty-thousandth time that Ethan really wanted to be with Theresa, but she still didn't leave him for good.
January 15, 2007
Why have the women on this show been reduced to being whining, whimpering, I-can't-live-without-him morons? They used to be such strong, independent characters.
January 22, 2007
Sheridan is so much fun to watch. Somewhere, Alistair is watching all of her machinations and glowing with pride at the thought of the things that his devilish daughter is doing to keep Luis and Fancy apart.
January 29, 2007
Who was shocked when Luis fell out of the pantry dressed as the Peeper last week? It would be interesting if he was the Peeper, but it makes no sense.
February 5, 2007
You've got to love the Lo-Fitz family. Last week, they were all complaining about how much they hated the Crane power, and then Theresa whipped out her phone to get her brothers out of jail, and suddenly, that same Crane power was perfectly fine.
February 12, 2007
Whitney is the worst friend that a girl could possibly have. Instead of being a shoulder to cry on, or a sounding board, she's just making Theresa's life more complicated than it already was.
February 19, 2007
Theresa should just let Ethan go. Last week, he admitted that he was free to be with Theresa, because Gwen has left him, but in reality, he's been free to be with Theresa his whole life; it just took Gwen leaving him to make it happen.
February 26, 2007
Fancy is the biggest idiot in town. She is single-handedly letting Sheridan get away with torturing her. Once Fancy realized that Sheridan could have been the attacker, she should've just walked away, but instead, she spilled her guts to Sheridan.
March 5, 2007
Why is the Peeper blackmailing Theresa? Apparently, the Peeper doesn't want money; he just wants to keep Theresa dangling. Could Gwen be the person who is stalking Theresa?
March 12, 2007
Vincent is getting beyond twisted in his fatal attraction to Chad. Not only is he threatening to tell Whitney at every turn, he's also taking pictures with her and emailing them to Chad.
March 19, 2007
Sheridan has finally admitted that she's in love with Luis. Not only that, but she's also admitted to coming between Fancy and Luis. Of course, Luis is too stupid to realize what she's talking about.
March 26, 2007
Sheridan showed her true colors several times last week, and yet Luis still couldn't pick up on her wicked ways. It's funny that he refuses to cheat with Sheridan because he doesn't want to hurt their loved ones; that didn't seem to bother him before.
April 2, 2007
Whoever the Peeper is, they desperately want to destroy the Lo-Fitz family, which points to one possible source...a Crane. Alistair, perhaps?
April 9, 2007
Last week, nit Whit almost caught Chad and Vincent together, but instead, she now believes that Vincent is cheating on Valerie. Why does she even care about Vincent and Valerie at all?
April 16, 2007
The month wouldn't be complete without Julian threatening someone for custody of his children, and Tabitha received that honor last week, so Tabby did what she does best when she feels threatened...she caused mayhem.
April 23, 2007
Not only have the Lo-Fitz brothers been found guilty, but it was announced live on television, and Luis has been sentenced to death.
April 30, 2007
Ethan is officially the biggest idiot in town. Last week, he knew that the blackmailer/she-man was inside the walls, and instead of calling for backup or help, he grabbed an axe and chopped the walls apart to get to the person.
May 7, 2007
Another clue about Pretty was dropped last week. Julian and Ivy took a trip down memory lane to the night when Pretty was conceived. Apparently, Pretty is no longer beautiful. Did Fancy have something to do with it? Did Fancy throw acid on her and make her ugly?
May 14, 2007
Theresa and Ethan will never learn. It's hard to blame Theresa, since she has never been able to resist Ethan; she even stalked him for a while. However, Ethan is the one who is kidnapping her and hiring stand-ins so that he can canoodle with her in the closet.
May 21, 2007
There was not a new column this week, so instead, please enjoy a look back at what was happening in Harmony during the week of May 23, 2005.
May 28, 2007
Has Sheridan taken lessons from Theresa on how to refuse to believe what a man is telling her? Last week, Luis bluntly told Sheridan that she was his past, and that Fancy was his future, but Sheridan is convinced that he has been brainwashed by Fancy.
June 4, 2007
Now that Julian knows the truth, and Theresa knows that Julian knows, why is he playing this cat and mouse game with her? Why hasn't he just blurted the truth out to Ethan, Theresa be damned?
June 11, 2007
The scenes with Tabitha, Kay, and Endora last week were enjoyable. Tabby was declared a good witch, and the witches committee took Endora to live with them so that they could raise her to be a bad witch, so Tabby and Kay joined forces to save Endora.
June 18, 2007
Ethan and Theresa still can't keep their hands off of each other. In the name of good friendship and support, they are helping Whitney and Chad, but they still manage to find some time to canoodle in public, where anyone can see them.
June 25, 2007
Gwen is back! It's about time, and it's time for her to let Theresa and Ethan have it for the hurt and humiliation that they've put her through.
July 2, 2007
For years, Theresa stood by and watched as Ethan first married Gwen, then refused to leave her time and time again. Now, all of a sudden, he can't wait one more day for Theresa to leave Jared to be with him.
July 9, 2007
Alistair has far too many secrets, and him cowering down to blackmail is just not going to gel with his homecoming.
July 16, 2007
Since Alistair was never really dead, Theresa's marriage to Jared would be declared invalid, and Alistair would immediately divorce Theresa, leaving her free to be with Ethan.
July 23, 2007
This secret about Ethan Martin's paternity has got to come to an end soon. The way that Ethan is acting now, he'd definitely forgive Theresa for lying to him. He didn't get upset about the last million or so lies that she told him, so what's one more?
July 30, 2007
Poor Pilar. That woman has been through more suffering than anyone should ever have to go through, and now she's been forced to prepare her son's final meal.
August 6, 2007
Julian is determined to protect the Crane name, at all costs. Does he even realize that Vincent is the one who raped Fancy, and that by letting his murdering butt go free, Julian is enabling Vincent to attack again?
August 13, 2007
Theresa was all set to press charges against Sheridan last week, until Sheridan admitted that Vincent had blackmailed her into killing Theresa in order to save Luis.
August 20, 2007
Last week, Whitney overheard Gwen and Rebecca scheming to stop Theresa's wedding, so Theresa devised a plan to lock them in the bathroom. Unfortunately, as Theresa and Ethan were becoming man and wife, Theresa's not-so-dead husband Alistair popped up.
August 27, 2007
Theresa and Ethan finally got married last week, and while they were enjoying their wedding night, Gwen and Rebecca were trying to figure out where the newlyweds had gone, so that they could bust the marriage up.
September 3, 2007
Did Chad really think that Alistair wouldn't kill him last week? Alistair tried to kill his own daughter; Chad means nothing to him.
September 10, 2007
Has Alistair gotten even more evil? He used to be cartoonish, just threatening people and disowning his family. Now he's shot Chad in cold blood, put a hit out on Vincent, and implanted a control device in Fancy that may kill her.
September 17, 2007
There was not a new column this week, so instead, please enjoy a look back at what was happening in Harmony during the week of January 24, 2005.
September 24, 2007
The boys in Tabitha's basement have taken revenge on the evil-turned-good witch, and have taken her daughter Endora, and the love of Kay's life, Miguel.
October 1, 2007
Poor Julian. After finally being reunited with his long-lost son Vincent, he is now forced to come to terms with the fact that Vincent is dead...or is he? In fact, Vincent is alive, and he is determined to stick it to both his parents.
October 8, 2007
There was not a new column this week, so instead, please enjoy a look back at what was happening in Harmony during the week of October 10, 2005.
October 15, 2007
There was not a new column this week, so instead, please enjoy a look back at what was happening in Harmony during the week of October 17, 2005.
October 22, 2007
There was not a new column this week, so instead, please enjoy a look back at what was happening in Harmony during the week of May 2, 2005.
October 29, 2007
There was not a new column this week, so instead, please enjoy a look back at what was happening in Harmony during the week of October 25, 2004.
November 5, 2007
There was not a new column this week, so instead, please enjoy a look back at what was happening in Harmony during the week of August 9, 2004.
November 12, 2007
There was not a new column this week, so instead, please enjoy a look back at what was happening in Harmony during the week of May 31, 2004.
November 19, 2007
There was not a new column this week, so instead, please enjoy a look back at what was happening in Harmony during the week of July 19, 2004.
November 26, 2007
When will Gwen wake up and smell the coffee? When will she realize that Ethan is not worth her time? She should let Ethan and Theresa get together, because those two are capable of destroying themselves without any help from her.
December 3, 2007
Theresa was always the aggressor in the Gwen/Ethan/Theresa triangle. She plotted to separate Gwen and Ethan, and refused to accept defeat, but now she's suddenly a passive character? That doesn't make any sense.
December 10, 2007
It's sad to watch Gwen go down a slippery slope. It makes no sense to deny Jonathan a chance to get a liver donor. Theresa is willing to have Little Ethan (LE) tested, but Gwen is moving heaven and earth to prevent it.
December 17, 2007
Rebecca is a horrible mother. She is making Gwen's situation worse by pushing her on Ethan. More importantly, why is Gwen being turned into Theresa?
December 24, 2007
Ethan has disintegrated into a first-class jerk. If he continues to blindly support Gwen, his relationship with Theresa probably won't last another month...not that it was much of a relationship.
December 31, 2007
Part one of a two-part look back at the events of the past year in Harmony. This week, our columnist discusses the best that Passions had to offer in 2007.